bites you bites you b

straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.

I was trying to find yaoi themed candy on etsy to send a friend and one of the mystery box things came in three sizes

now that I think about it I literally should have lied and said "a dildo" to save face because that's way more normal

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

i love ellipses…. i love adding dots… trailing off in thought……… open ended sentences and unfinished phrases…. yeah…………

theres nothing a jacket thats too big wont fix!!!!! fuck you if you think jackets should fit!!!!!!!!!!!!

going to my mutual’s house (blog)

they’re not home (online)

going to tidy up (like all their posts)(reblog all their posts) while i wait for them