biting and biting and biting and biting and biting

guards rub his belly

one hundred years of loveliness by the way

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

i had a dream that humans are actually a neotenic state like axolotls, but then one day something triggered like 1% of people to molt and it turned out that our fully mature form is giant predatory butterfly things. so you'd be out walking and all of a sudden an armored insect the size of a horse swoops down and carries off a deer and you're just like 'oh hey, I think that one used to be my boss. looks like she's doing well for herself.'

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me