Bites her

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

Its not pet play its pet serious

hounds should always remember it's NEVER okay to bite your Handler UNLESS you're a tiny bit bored or maybe just want to a little

If you were ever taught not to bother anyone unless it's really, really important, you might now struggle with the idea that no really, your friends would love to hear from you just because and not only when one of you is in crisis

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

i wonder what her blood tastes like

(guy who's misunderstanding what words mean) The problem with swordplay is she gets to be the sword and I have to, what, fuck the sword?

my puppy smokes a pack a day. not like a puppygirl or anything my dog is just fucked up.

girl with way too many needs: no i'm alright haha, i just need a nothing

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

i have nothing to offer except my big brown eyes n my horrendous lover girl personality

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

I'll have you know I was "a pleasure to have" in the torture dungeon