fallin down

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

she also gets a robot hand that shoots lasers

I really appreciate them going so hard with the family costumes every year just to remind people that Halloween belongs to the gays 

Oh my god, the Haunted Mansion one is incredible.

I love that the kids are so into the flex

today my prof said to my class “you don’t truly love someone until they’ve hurt you and you still think of them as the greatest person in the world. Love is the most violent act.” ok ok ok

your professor is a fake deep bitch and was wrong. love isn’t violence don’t ever confuse the two

^exactly

Congrats you two! Love ya dorks.

I love that socialists simultaneously are anti-work, but also want all things required for living provided for.

It’s almost as if the vast majority of work today serves the needs of capital instead of our own and is geared towards producing profit instead of anything useful

On the Phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs, by David Graeber

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

I want every Jewish person to be safe

I want every person to be safe

I want every Jewish person to be safe