Bitchy Gemini

one time sophomore year when i got invited to my first party i rapped the danny phantom theme song by memory bc i thought i’d impress people and i was 100% right it did bet yall thought this would b an embarrassing story its not im still proud of me

Bring on the biracial thunder babies.

#still all about that thororo

Thororo is the best ship name ever.

I ship this SO hard. 

I never knew I needed this ship in my life

sipping some truth tea right here right now

So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper

stop the objectification of rabbits now

dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive

Stop I had a crush on him

i hope donald trump looks directly at the eclipse since he’s so good at denying science

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.

I work at a DQ and sometimes when I flip the blizzards people scream

PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM