NIKOLAI BROKE THE ZOOM

how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GOD’S SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS

i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much

catch me speeding down the highway blasting tainted love in this dream vehicle

parks and rec had the best minor characters

This was Jake Peralta before he became a cop

why does michael cera always get the girl why cant i get the girl its my turn michael

if you’re not in love with andy samberg by now you’re probably in love with stephanie beatriz

bold of you to assume im not in love with both

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is

#oh thank god i thought i was having a stroke (via)

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Me when my straight friends start to talk about sports.

I laughed at this too much

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣