Toothache☭

woah bitch the fuck was that for

yall be in relationships? LMAO

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

Not all heroes wear capes

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

really loving the picture of superman from the justice league movie with his poorly digitally removed mustache 

they couldn’t get henry cavill to shave his mustashe??

the story goes that after they finished shooting justice league, henry cavill grew a mustache for some other movie he’s going in, and they told him “you are NOT allowed to shave your mustache until we are done filming this movie.” but, something happened and they had to do a bunch of reshoots for justice league with joss whedon at the same time.. and for whatever reason, they decided the best thing to do was to just digitally remove his mustache. and here we are 

So my friends have a little boy, he’s like 2.5 and they’re already teaching him about consent. He has this friend at daycare, a little girl, and the other day he wanted to hug her goodbye but she didn’t want him to, and his dad said “No, buddy, not everybody wants hugs and she doesn’t so you have to just wave goodbye.” He was sad and confused for a sec but then he was just like “K bye” and waved. Later that night, he tried to pet the cat but she ran away and he was just like “[cat’s name] just wave bye, not hug!” Like he got it. Immediately. Teach kids about consent as early as possible. They’ll get it.

Ангарск. Иркутская область. Россия.

I really want to just take a minute and truly get to know someone, no sex involved. Let’s just go on fun dates and shit. Ya'know…walk around the mall and talk about people. Tell me about your past dreams and your current ones. Tell me what stresses you out, let me learn how to make you happy. #ivewitnessedsexruingoodthings

This.

Please say it for everyone in the back.

You had me at “Walk around the mall & talk about people” lmao. Like fuck yes, lets be petty together!

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