justine

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

hey can u hold these for me (takes my tits out)

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

white tumblr liberals if this site existed in 1800s america: idkkkkk i know slavery is bad but like uh i dont like when slaves say they want to kill plantation owners thats kinda icky like….uhh wheres ur empathy..? they are giving you a job…no seriously i know slavery is bad but like if you do a revolt and kill them for raping your women and using your children as alligator bait and skinning people alive to use their body as furniture you will just continue the cycle like you’ll be even worse than them! you cant hate them! wheres ur compassion dude they probably feel rlly bad about whipping you it probably gives them bad vibes

Keep in mind I do some blogging while walking at active crowded roads

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!