cool blog name

they call me trades the way i jack off

i didnt take the hippocratic oath therefore i am eligible to perform medical malpractice

spiders are the villagers of the real world. what do you mean it's in my house. uninvited. what do you mean its the spider's house now. this is my house.

what state am i in? liquid mostly

protip: don't

let me tell you how many times i've checked that drawer since i began to live. there are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. if the word check was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one billionth of the amount of times i've checked that draw. what do you mean it was in the draw mother

i fear i have done the irreversible. i have created an alter ego called tight-lipped tony. he's part of some generic new york mafia. he appears whenever i wear sunglasses. he's a loan shark. no one knows anything about him. his goons are twisty steve and sloppy joe. i have never been to new york. send help

i need to figure out what the perfect standing up speed is