fight me on the moon

Lower the driving age to 12 just for fun

I dont ever have to make sense cause im cute

me after sitting in the sun for ten minutes: love is real

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

all those posts like “don’t give yourself bangs during quarantine” “don’t dye your hair” “don’t shave your head” are honestly bullshit this is the Perfect time you’re literally not allowed to leave the house for god knows how long do something crazy who gives a fuck

the prince in cinderella is so funny and, frankly, stannable. NO screen time. his father has more character development than him. the duke has more character development than him. so does bruno lucifer and alllllll of the mice. he’s in love at first sight but DOESNT REMEMBER ANY DETAILS ON WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. he HAS a foot fetish. he didn’t even THINK to ask cinderella what her name was. and he himself has no name

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions