ahoy ladies!

steve calling vecna a creep is so funny. he’s an interdimensional monster that can curse people through the barrier of our world and suck their eyes out of their skull and steve is just like ew what a scumbag

OBSESSED with how the squad in stranger things finally became genre-aware. soon as ANY shit happens they’re like “yep it’s the FUCKING monsters again” and gather the gang together as best they can. like murders started happening and it could’ve just been normal murders but they were like “no. it’s the mind flayer” and they were right. then they’re like “yea we got guns in our bedrooms and flashlights we can pull out of thin air, the lights are flashing everyone start translating morse code, don’t worry eddie this’ll be over in like three days tops” like this is literally so funny and so welcome after three seasons of fucking around they’re finally DONE

jonathan thinking nancy would follow him to california instead of pursuing her dreams is soooo funny. girl she’s two seconds away from cheating on you with two different family video employees