❝ just the kind of thing i’d expect from a flyboy. you’re forgetting that the marine corps exists. ❞
He’s being cheeky now, clearly. “--Overrated. You all get off on being the few and the proud. I was one of your 911, you know.”

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❝ just the kind of thing i’d expect from a flyboy. you’re forgetting that the marine corps exists. ❞
He’s being cheeky now, clearly. “--Overrated. You all get off on being the few and the proud. I was one of your 911, you know.”

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--The Air Force is better. Clearly. Look at me.
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★ █ : ❛ DON’T WORRY —— I’ll pay you for the food I eat. I know I eat like a HORSE. ❜ He’s placing things in the cabinets, everything with military precision. ❛ YEAH —— I’ll turn into that blueberry girl from WILLY WONKA. Just got around to seeing that the other day. ❜
“Hey, no worries, man--I was just pullin’ your leg. I actually appreciate the company.” he watches him move, leans back against the counter. “Did you? That’s one of my favorites--wait, which one? The one with the blonde guy or the weird one? I also hope you’re a fan of hockey--game’s on tonight.”
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★ █ : He sets down the bowl of cereal he’s eating, and springs up to help gather some of the grocery bags, mounting most of them on his prosthetic – a grin on his face all the while as he sets them on the kitchen counter.
❛ Whaddaya mean I can pay you in LOVE and DEVOTION? ❜ he snarks back. ❛ Oh —- did’ya get more cereal? ❜
Sam watches him, brow furrowed. He works at putting the food away.
“--LOVE and DEVOTION my ass,” he scoffs. “Yeah, I got some more cereal, though I think you’re gonna turn into Cinnamon Toast Crunch if you eat another bowl.”

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❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜
“--There’s a lot of things that’ve happened to me--to us--that’ve changed us.”
The role of a counselor is one he can’t quite bring himself to strip from, even after clocking out. A beer in his hand, he swigs at it, hopefully not so solemn as he thinks he sounds. “We can’t look back, though. Gotta keep pushing forward. Even though this shit storm we’re goin’ through right now.”
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❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜ ❛ if you lose yourself, i will find you. ❜ ❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜ ❛ fuck you but fuck me first. ❜ ❛ you’re cute, what is your face html? ❜ ❛ my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’ ❜ ❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜ ❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜ ❛ my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore. ❜ ❛ at myself, what the fuck are you doing. ❜ ❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ ❛ this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜ ❛ it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! ❜ ❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜ ❛ you ever just ugh really hard? ❜ ❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜ ❛ i was confident for like two minutes one time. ❜ ❛ all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next. ❜ ❛ i have my pencils and my tears ready. ❜ ❛ i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. ❜ ❛ i avoid everyone, including the people i like. ❜ ❛ i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me. ❜ ❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜ ❛ it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. ❜ ❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ ❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜ ❛ i wish i could illegally download clothes. ❜ ❛ heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop. ❜ ❛ i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person. ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit. ❜ ❛ ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. ❜ ❛ i’m fluent in talking shit. ❜ ❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜ ❛ why am i better than everyone? ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. ❜ ❛ I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜ ❛ i love learning bad things about people i don’t like. ❜ ❛ i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜ ❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings. ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne. ❜ ❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜ ❛ damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. ❜ ❛ your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am. ❜ ❛ i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole. ❜ ❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ ❛ i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. ❜ ❛ tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t. ❜ ❛ my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’ ❜ ❛ maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always. ❜ ❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜ ❛ you hate me? wow, so much in common already. ❜ ❛ i’m filled with hate and useless facts. ❜ ❛ do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you? ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out. ❜ ❛ getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. ❜ ❛ there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. ❜ ❛ i ship me and money. ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜ ❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜ ❛ i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. ❜ ❛ if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes, take them off. ❜ ❛ put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. ❜ ❛ dying is taking too long. ❜ ❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ ❛ don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. ❜ ❛ you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’ ❜ ❛ good news, everyone: dogs. ❜ ❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜
“--You know, James, I oughta make you start paying rent.”
He comes through the door with an obscene amount of bags--almost physically impossible, and he’s got the sweat on his brow to prove it--in his arms. The soldier on his couch isn’t an unusual sight, at this point.
Tone mild and joking as ever, he sets the brown bags on the counter-top. “--Or you could get some of the bags. That’d be great.’
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Right from the first time he appears onscreen, Sam is characterized as an appealing and fundamentally good character. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to describe that park scene as a meet-cute, with Steve being so drawn to Sam that he has to befriend him, and Sam being so open and receptive that he invites Steve to come visit him where he works. On their second meeting, Steve is impressed by Sam’s work as a counselor for military veterans, and the two of them almost immediately open up to each other about intensely personal aspects of their lives: the death of Sam’s best friend, and Steve’s uncertainty about his life in the 21st century. - Hello Tailor

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‘so, you make everything yourself?’ he has the decency to swallow his bite of pastry before speaking. the little shop is nearly vacant, save for a few customers putting sugar in their coffee, so he feels free to be a little loud. ‘you’re gonna have to slip me some of these recipes or something--hook a brother up.’