ca wcaw mothrfucker.......

it runs in the family i suppose? B)

“You’re…. a bird too?” Gatchaman were technically birds, right?

“ uh, yea. what gave it away. was it the wings? it was the wings, wasnt it. “

“Hell yes! I can’t believe a ghost came up to me! Fuck, I need a way to capture you or somethin’, hold on ghostie!!!”

“ oh hell no youre not going to pull that ghost busters crap on me. im not even a ghost, cmon! plus, what kinda well respected ghost is just gonna sit on their ghostly asses and twiddle their thumbs while they wait for you to bust em. you really gotta do your homework they aint just gonna shove their thumbs up their asses and wait to be captured. hell no, theyre gonna high tail it out of there or better yet bust your ass before you can pull out whatever real world equivalent to a pke meter or that ridiculous proton pack or whatever its called there is jesus christ “ He’s frustrated (and maybe just maybe a little threatened) and it’s as clear as day even with his shades on; his feathers are ruffled up, eyebrows knitted together with his lips pressed into a fine line.

oh boy the furry circus is in town

✪: Joker *Whatever you feel needs to be addressed* 

Any hug you choose!

Name: craig Age: 19! Birthday: 6 / 8 First muse on Tumblr: aph icelan d... First RP url: icerando Why did you pick your first muse?: i..used to rp him on deviantart Latest muse on Tumblr: **gestures wildly to davesprite* Latest RP url: davespritexe Why did you pick your latest muse?: i love davesprite a lot? he’s my strongest muse and the muse i have the most fun writing, even if i do have difficulties writing him correctly. Best RP Memory: citta-alveare as a whole! i cannot articulate how much fun it is to be here and how incredibly nice everyone is!!! it’s so relaxing here too i don’t feel like i’m on edge to be “”””the very best”””””” at my character. Worst RP Memory: a while back, i roleplayed south park in indieland. it was fine at first, but god, it’s so full of drama and other bullshit that i honestly couldn’t take it anymore. everyone was constantly at each others throats over what seemed like trivial matters (not that some of the stuff that went down wasn’t heavy. woo boy, it could be heavy as hell) that i felt like i was walking on eggshells the entire time. after i started getting hate for some stupid reason, i just packed up and left. What are all the muses you had on Tumblr?: woo boy. ok uh: iceland (aph), denmark (aph),  south italy (aph), davesprite (homestuck), jadesprite (homestuck), john egbert (homestuck), PM (homestuck), mituna captor (homestuck), sollux captor (homestuck), the disciple (homestuck), latula pyope (homestuck), craig tucker (south park),  tweek tweak (south park), clyde donovan (south park), mike shmidt (fnaf), the phone guy (fnaf), the purple guy (fnaf), at least im not listing my dA muses  Longest muse?: will smith points @ davesprite Shortest muse?: probably the fnaf muses? i don’t even like fnaf wtf is wrong w/ me Any advice for RPing?: the quicker u do your drafts, the quicker you can see ur partner’s reply. that’s usually what gets me to reply.

❝so. is he here?❞ You hope it’s obvious enough to him that you mean Bro.

“ yeah. probably. i dunno. he was here at any rate but you and i both know that dude is inscrutable as hell. i lost track of him a month ago. “ Hell, maybe the respawn system glitched out for him and he wasn’t going to respawn like everyone else. Like you did. You’re not going to tell him that and you’re not going to tell him why. Why makes your gut clench and makes you feel like you’re going to throw up on the spot. Hell, just talking about him casually is enough to make you feel ill. Your stomach isn’t doing gymnastics inside of you, yet, but your skin is prickling, your feathers are ruffled, and the feel of his shades on your face feels so incredibly wrong and out of place, that you’re forced to finally unhook them and let them dangle from one of your  talons. They clatter against the pavement between the two of you a few seconds later. You train your eyes down at them, mainly so Dave can’t really see your expression. “ shit. fuck. christ on a stick. “

❝i guess we’ll just have to make you the bird king and give you a crown and every thing. i was joking about the nest but i guess you aren’t joking about it i wouldn’t mind seeing it. There’ll be lots of free time here.❞ Oh the others, that is a very important topic change albeit sudden. ❝i haven’t seen them yet. i did just get here like last night  or maybe early this morning, i didn’t really keep track! it’s nice to know that they’re alright…are they alright?❞

" theyre fine, scouts honor. sprites honor? though uh i havent seen jade in a long ass time. last time i saw her was.. " During the literal war that had engulfed the city a few weeks back. That wasn’t even her; it was some fucked up doppleganger who wanted everyone (including you) dead. You shift in the tree your sitting in at those memories, already feeling the little pinpricks of anxiety under your skin. She killed people in front of you. " a few weeks ago, maybe longer, i dunno. maybe her doggie senses called her away. some poor citizen of the hive is trapped in a well somewhere. shit, maybe she fell in with 'em. "

“How long have you been stuck here, anyway?”

Hesitantly, he leaned down and gathered her in a very long overdue hug.

          ❝dude makin me run like that isnt cool. i could give you a verbal beatdown of epic proportions right now but holy shit you are way too cute to do that to. look at you oh my god you look so young!! baby birb dave seriously i wanna smoosh your cheeks!❞ Wait, hold up, you had forgotten one little detail. ❝uh… you do know who i am tho right? i mean sprites are supposed to have this weird infinite knowledge of events like timelines.❞

DAVESPRITE: nah youve got it mixed up a little there DAVESPRITE: i know my way around the timelines but thats got nothing to do with being part sprite DAVESPRITE: what i do have a weird infinite knowledge of is card games DAVESPRITE: you wanna know the ins and outs of some shit like creights? war? i got you covered DAVESPRITE: youre like my teen mom right