i lowkey feel like we don't give connie enough love. she kind of taught steven how to care for and support all the gems with how he brought her out of her shell and became his friend. she went on crazy adventures with him she knew were kinda crazy and dangerous, but trusted him because they cared for each other and would do anything to protect each other. she stood up for what she wanted to do to her parents, no matter how weird it sounded to them. she was literally steven's knight, not just in the sense of fighting for him with a sword but in the sense that she looked after him when he needed it and called him out when he did dumb stuff. she was basically his link to humanity that he desperately needed through all the gem and homeworld shenanigans. and ofc you have the way she literally saved his life twice. best girl fr

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ