The Fault in Our Stars (2014) Starters Part 1
"I believe we have a choice in this world, about how we tell sad stories."
"Late in the winter of my seventeenth year, my mother decided I was depressed."
"Depression's not a side effect of cancer; it's a side effect of dying."
"I'm like the Keith Richards of cancer kids."
"We are gathered here today, literally in the heart of Jesus. We're here with JC."
"And that was my life...reality shows, doctors' appointments, 8 prescription drugs three times a day, but worst of all, support group."
"If you want me to be a teenager, you don't send me to support group! You get me a fake ID and send me to clubs so I can drink gimlets and take pot."
"Hey, make some friends."
"I'm on a rollercoaster that only goes up, my friend."
"I just wanna say that you know there's gonna come a time when all of us are dead. There was a time before humans, and there's gonna be a time after, and that could be tomorrow or a million years from now. And when it does, there will be no one left to remember Cleopatra or Muhammad Ali or Mozart let alone any of us. Oblivion's inevitable...and if that scares you, I suggest you ignore it. God knows it's what everyone else does."
"He's gotta be hurting her boob."
"You could be an axe murderer."
"God...there's always hamartia, isn't there?"
"Is it 'Top Model' time?"
"Your driving, while unpleasant, is not technically unsafe."
"Welcome to my humble abode."
"I will read this horrible book with this very boring title that does not include zombies or Stormtroopers."
"I love it when you talk medical to me."
"By 'it' do you mean herpes?"
"We just hung out. It's not like I'm waiting for him to call me."
"So do they eat a lot of Goji berries on Goji Berry Day?"
"Don't hit that, don't hit that. Hit this."
"Pillows don't break; you need to break something."
"That's the thing about pain; it demands to be felt."
"I've been trying to tell you, I'm kind of awesome."
"You did not use your last dying wish to go to Disney World."
"I didn't cut this fellow off for the hell of it."
"You are not still a virgin."
"Hush! I am in the midst of a grand soliloquy here!"
"No new tumours in your body."
"You can let go, sweetie. Don't be afraid."
"We're not sentimental people."
"This silence is deafening."
"I demand to see this swingset of tears."
"I'm a grenade. One day I'm gonna explode and I'm going to obliterate everything in my wake and I feel likes it's my responsibility to minimise the casualties."
"It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you."
"We're going to Amsterdam."
"Okay, lungs. You keep your shit together for one week...one more week."
"I travel in style, or I don't travel at all."
"That metaphor is prohibited on today's flight."
"I hear this restaurant is unbelievable!"