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My spooky boys

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How I feel watching invader zim get popular again and thinking about my obsession with it when I was in middle school

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Me: You know what has Big Dick Energy?

@bionic-pastries: Freeform Jazz.

Me: No.

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That's me. The walking shitpost.

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Not sure why people bring up “Did you know the Forbidden Fruit mentioned in Genesis actually wasn’t an apple? It could have actually been a fig or a pear!” like this is some kind of history-changing revelation that will shake the very foundations of Abrahamic religion.

My guy, it doesn’t matter if it was a squash, the fact is Adam and Eve had one job and they failed and so now we all gotta suffer for it.

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The forbidden fruit was actually just one giant fruit gusher

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Look I am a devout God fearing Catholic but if the forbidden fruit really was a giant gusher then I can I see why humanity caved to temptation

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not to be dramatic but eddy burback is the most underrated youtuber right now

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Eddy Burback in the style of “Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse”!

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You smell that? That's the smell of my childhood.

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?????

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confirmed

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Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

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You're not astral projecting, you're just disassociating for an hour Cherryl

#lol #shit post #funny #i promise im funny #astral projection #we all know a cherryl

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Creepy dude based off of nephew’s drawing

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it’s 2018 and still so many people don’t get that “Badass” Female Character With No Otherwise Discernible Personality Or Development ≠ good representation

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PREACH

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Medic: You played me like fiddle!

Spy: Oh no, Doctor. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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On all levels except physical I’m 6’3

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me: *sneezes*

you: bless you.

me: i dont need your pity

#lol #funny #humor #sneezing

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Mood.

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Big mood.

#star trek #star trek moods #mood #i have fallen and i choose not to get up

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