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Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified
“Okay,” says Alex. His body vents let out a sigh.
He isn’t actually doing this, right? But opportunity has been calling twice. He’s been calling twice. He’s starting to take the hint. Maybe…they’re destined to meet. Not-Fran might not be Fran, but she could turn out to be the exact person he needs.
// Imagine finding Alex on a dating app. He's sorta anonymous, describes parts of his current life, and sounds like a normal guy, but he won't post pictures except for vague shots. When you're getting ready to meet up he says, "By the way, I'm blue, just so you know."
There's the idea that he could be the Dog-boy from Outer Space, but that seems statistically unlikely to happen. Being blue could also mean he has rare genes. Or maybe it's a roundabout way of saying he's depressed.
And then he shows up, and he is in fact the notorious Dog Boy from Outer Space. Like, from the show you watched on grandma's TV when you were 9. How do you even reconcile this? Is the attraction still there, or was it all mystique? How are you even supposed to feel about this?
Alex was more than thankful for the privacy afforded by the corporate-modern café setup. It’s a fucking Christmas miracle, is what he thought, as the plastic tree laid like soggy roadkill in a pool of carbonated syrup on Rhonda’s desk. The adrenaline could've sent his middle-aged knees springing up on top like a superhero, saving the kitten calendar, gel pens, and keyboard from drink-related doom… when the offered napkin fell down to the mess, as gentle as snow. It’s wasn't enough to save anything. He knew, almost immediately, whose offering it was.
The presence beside him was Fumi. But she wasn't saving the day beside him with a single paper towel. She was giggling at him. It was a consolation prize for causing a scene. Alex was posed like a mangy beast at the scene of a crime, paws clawed over in a sense of dread, and his shoulders nearly up to his ear boxes. He tried to take a deep breath, only to have his bearings yanked away from him. By the giggler, of all people.
He didn't fight. That was a surefire way to make things worse, the same way a skier leaned into a slippery slope to keep balance, rather than out. Instead, Alex cracked a weak smile, even as his insides flipped, when Fumi dragged him down by the tie. If he fought, there was a chance she'd open up a portal and send him straight to hell. That's about what he'd expect.
There was something wrong with her eyes. Nope, that was rude. There was something different about her eyes, when she leaned in, that stood his sweaty fur on end.
He was so stuck in the moment, looking at those stars for whatever reason, the ending didn't occur to him. When she let go, his chin smacked the upper counter with a clack. He scrunched his eyes closed, then wide open again, doused in reality, as he bolstered himself against the surface with his palms.
Alex followed Fumi’s pointer to the paper towel roll. He couldn’t process this right now.
“Sounds good,” he said, automatically.
God, he couldn't get a fucking second.
Alex’s tail thrashed as he spun out a wad of towels, grabbed them, and threw them on the mess. At the end of mopping it all up, he set the tree upright as if nothing happened.
Wait!” he called over his shoulder. He lowered his voice a notch following, “Where does this…all come from?”
The teasing, the paper towels, the… everything. He couldn't articulate this any better.
If there was an answer, he’s wasn't going to stick around for long. Alex shook his head, scooping up piles of brown paper mush by the pawful to carry over to the nearest trash can that was not Rhonda’s. RIP kitten-a-day calendar.
“Sorry, I have to go. I appreciate the, the… offer. The perspective. Just, give me a copy of those papers, and I’ll read through ‘em, okay?”

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Verse: Business
Overview:
Alex crawled from rock bottom to his first job in adulthood in the early 2000s. First hired as a mascot for Wrexton Tech Co., the 2008 recession hit hard. After witnessing a brutal round of layoffs, he accepted marketing and presentations as new responsibilities. Alex scrambled to meet the demands, learning about technology from the scripts and slides he was given. He worked for two years in tech consulting before he became his own boss.
// Alex is truly the 90s/00s sitcom protagonist of all time. The premise is: "Wow! This alien/mascot was an adorable TV star back then and then he grew up and now he's a normal-guy loser..."
The difference is he goes about his day without the laugh track in the background, because life doesn't work like that. It feels like cold silence to him. He feels like he's living in the Truman Show, except no one's watching. It's driving him up a wall.
// Still convinced they should be siblings in another universe
In other news, I’ve started saying “well that’s showbiz babey!!!” in an obnoxious voice to myself every time I start thinking too hard about shitty stuff that happened to me in the past and it has a 90% success rate in making my brain go “hm well I suppose that IS showbiz” and stop dwelling on whatever it is.
Works best if I imagine myself wearing shades and a tacky outfit while holding a cigar and sitting in an office with my feet up on a table.
// I think a clearly nonhuman creature gaining human attributes should count as body horror too. Alex is the epitome of "wait, no go back" except it's over the course of his entire life.

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I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰
// When dealing with Alex, there's always a chance that somehow, things can get worse. No matter how bad it's gotten, it can get worse. He has some involuntary electrokinesis as a superpower, but it's nothing compared to his natural universe-given-gift of fucking things up spectacularly in the most unexpected ways.
Alex watched the show unfold, a cavern opening in his stomach. His paw formed a pointer, his jaw opening and closing like a fish, failing to form words, other than "uh", and "um". He was searching for the strings attached. He couldn't find any. Self-moving chairs. Disappearing acts. Human shell game. She wasn't just an entrepreneur, she was a magician. She didn't need to try to shut him up. He was rooted to the spot.
Alex fought to keep his voice low. It strained out in high register, like a whiny teenager. He couldn't stand to hear himself talk. At least, they were alone in the corner, he was sober, and he wasn't on TV. But god, that almost made it worse. This was all his fault.
"How, how was I supposed to know? I dunno, I just thought, it wasn't the first time someone's tried to be coy about..." he scoffed.
How the hell does he save this?
"I mean, forget it. This, this is new. This, I've never seen anything like this."
Where were the strings? Where was the assistant? The volunteer on stage? Please don't kill him. Please don't kill him
His head felt like a racetrack, thoughts running figure-eights, new ideas screeching in from the sidelines. They were passing the go-line, shuffling rank, disappearing before he could speak.
"That's amazing." Alex began wheezing out of his head vents. "That's amazing. That's… a-amazing!" he squeaked. He stood, his knee smacking audibly against the bottom of the table. He didn't even wince, as the electrical high swept through his nervous system. He forced out a laugh, to relieve the pressure.
There was a shift in current around Alex, as Fumi wrapped her proposal. A static, no stronger than freshly-laundered clothing, easily dismissed as the effect of winter. The wiry fur of his neck ruffled like a rooster. One of the pink laminated pages stuck to his sleeve, clung to the fur of his knuckles as he brushed it aside, and shook it loose on to the table.
Talk like adults. He'd love to talk like adults, right now. But all the sudden, it felt like he was twelve years old again. Jet-lagged. Terrified. Cameras in his face. Questions he couldn't answer. Enthusiasm through the roof, performing.
His dot-eyes told the story. On features this large, it was a high-definition cry for help.
Beyond him, the little Christmas tree burned bright, the bulbs crackling like fireworks, until they burst into plumes of smoke.
Alex's mouth drooped. He looked dead-on at Fumi, not a word, but guilty as charged. He knew exactly what to do. Or, he didn't, but he had to do something, otherwise, this magical night was just one fire alarm away from…
"I do have a lot of questions. A-A lot of questions. Uh, ah, I will be right back."
Alex grabbed his soda, yet unopened, and pulled the tab. He jogged to the reception area and doused the tree in Diet Coke. He tossed the empty can aside, batting fake tinsel against the desk, like cat-against-rattlesnake, until the sparks were gone.
// Alex actually hates cigarettes. He's thinks they taste even worse now than the 80s and has been a cigar guy for decades. But being nicotine dependent, they're easier to find when he feels jittery and hits a mental spiral. It's like a chore. He'll just bum one off somebody, go sulk in the corner for 10 minutes, and feel fine.

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I'm never doing the right thing, so I'm so stuck
// I love Alex, but I'm also active on @alg0rhythm1c and testing a new muse on @arculeatus-muses. I admit to prioritizing the Rex and Erin storyline lately, but all three are connected and also my beloved OCs.