crying (taylor’s version)

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao