crying (taylor’s version)

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

sorry i failed facial recognition in the mirror 3 times and got locked out of my brain for 24 hrs

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad