An Extremely Goofy Movie Sentence Meme
“Do that again but this time don’t fall down.”
“Do you realize going off to college means no more well-meaning but totally smothering, overprotective, doting ah-yucking dads?”
“My dad’s been counting down the days until he can turn my bedroom into a bowling alley.”
“One day you’re changing their diapers and the next thing you know, they’re all grown up and leaving for college.”
“The way I see it, it’s my last night of baby-sitting, and I’m a free man!”
“I can’t miss you if you won’t leave!”
“Remember, you’re going off to college to make something of yourselves.”
“You’ll get a degree and the world will be your clam.”
“Tossing horseshoes is a lot like how life works.”
“I’m not gonna be there at college to pick up after you.”
“It’s gonna be a long time before you see your old man again.”
“It’s time to take charge, live your own life.”
“I welcome you to the first day of the rest of your lives.”
“You don’t wanna be weighed down by these clowns, do you?”
“This is a real L7 scene.”
“Let’s all take a trip down the road of forgiveness and compassion.”
“I’m dizzy right now from watching your downward spiral.”
“You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every direction, we’re choking on your secondhand smoke.”
“That’s the first time I ever saw the trash take itself out.”
“I’m afraid we can only get jobs for people who have college degrees.”
“The only way to build your career is to go back to college.”
“I’m just a yearnin’ for some learnin’.”
“A year’s like…that’s forever.”
“He’s got his life, I’ve got my life.”
“We here at the college library believe that owning a library card is a privilege, not a right.”
“She said I’m pretty groovy.”
“As fun as that sounds, there are no openings on my team.”
“I’m not sure you understand this once in a lifetime opportunity.”
“I’m not sure you understand the bond between a father and his son.”
“Me and a beautiful crumpet like yourself could make beautiful bongo music together.”
“Easy, boy. You’re fogging up my karma.”
“Your cool balances out his fool.”
“It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature are overlooked, except by vultures, with no regard to the depth of their souls, the height of their passion, the beauty of their moments.”
“This place puts the rage in outrageous.”
“This is the big one, bro. Stay focused.”
“It’s patriarch and son pitted against each other in a battle of skill and dexterity.”
“Let’s see if he can end strong.”
“Don’t you get it? I’m trying to get away from you!”
“We thrive on the singularity of the you that is one with your selfness.”
“You can beat any of those losers any day.”
“You wanna let the crowd who once cheered for you cheer for someone else?”
“I let my head get so filled up with fiddle faddle that I plumb lost track of everything that’s important to me.”
“I have to quit the team.”
“The team needs you. I need you.”
“It’s about staying focused on your goal.”
“It’s like I’m in a bad dream and it just won’t quit.”
“I might not be your little boy anymore, but I’ll always be your son.”
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