Stfu you're like 12

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

im going to cry

oh my god stop cyberbullying Jeb Bush you’re making me pity him

ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live

The thing about Jake and Amy’s relationship is that there are no annoying tropes such as “chasing obsessively after each other” because they are both using up all of their Stalker EnergyTM to pursue Ray Holt’s Dad Approval and I think it’s beautiful 

you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.

If I ever stop talking to you & remove you from my life, I hope you understand how hard it was for me. I have a bad habit of holding onto the little bit of good in ppl, no matter how bad they clearly are for me. So if I don’t fw you anymore, it’s bc you pushed me past my limits

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

this is how you become gay

this photo could not be more accurate

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

Omg

3:55am

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

I have some good news for you

what is it

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

awwsome I don’t like horses

i am terrified