Ass tractors

It sucks knowing that you're not good enough and are so easily replaceable

all my lesbian and bi girl mutuals are getting girlfriends in 2018 i have spoken it into existence. i have planted the seed which will grow into fruition

I appreciate the sentiment, but I’m bi and I’ve been with my male partner almost 11 years so for me to get a gf in 2018 would mean shit got seriously fucked up and I really don’t want that drama. Can mine be a platonic gf? Cuz I need one of those BAD.

#these fucking idiots are leaning on wet paint

Nobody said the gays were smart

Sir that is too big a bite

Don’t tell him what to do

He is causing a scene

#DontforgetaboutFlint

#EnvironmentalRacism

you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because god is punishing him for this.  

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

In an alternate dimension this is the logo for Starbucks instead of two-fin mermaid girl