[Under Construction]

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

They should get okarun a set of shoes that fit him in turbo mode so he doesn't accidentally destroy his regular shoes

Never post for the masses, post for the three mutuals that are into the same niche content as you so you can all very publicly scream about it

alfred accidentally letting bruce rent bambi from blockbuster 🤝 bruce accidentally letting dick watch the lion king on a streaming service

His cunty behavior and odd eyes have captivated me

HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.