Who the #*$% are the Young Avengers?

every time i talk to a man for more than about ten minutes i’m like i’ve uncovered the real identity of jack the ripper it’s matthew from my gender studies tutorial group 

if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.

me, painstakingly arranging a fake alien-like skeleton sitting at a desk in the hidden room behind my bookcase: this is going to be so cool when they find this in 50 years

People in their twenties be like. My interest include drugs. Drinking. Tv series. Uber eat. causing and then resolving Interpersonal issues

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

I saw a tweet that called those obsessive disney fans “waltaboos” and that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

eurovision we don’t want talented people we want weird shit with glitter and some fire