‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

what’s that shit in your blood? homo goblin?

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

Me trying to cheer up my friends: everything will be alright dude. You are a great person and your pussy is tight as hell. We all love you dude

“aRe yOu WeARiNg a BrA?” why you tryna suck on my titty? mind yo business

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

the ONLY thing that is artificial or fAkE about me…is this! *slams strap-on down on the table*

If you like someone with thick thighs and bags under her eyes then I’m your dream girl