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cap feeding billy the gos on air
:D
Heard someone headcanon that the Cap takes on attributes from those he most admires and I couldn't stop thinking about Cap looking a bit like Tawky Tawny So here's that! along with some other simple head drawings :)
MY BOY
I wanted to make my own Billy photocard that I can decorate for funsies ehehe

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School
Billy hasnât gone to school in years. naturally, heâs curious about others experiences with it.
Marvel: âYouâve gone to school?â
Flash: âYes? You sound surprised about that?â
Marvel: âWhatâs it like at school?â
Flash: âItâs boring. Really boring.â
Marvel: *sounds disappointed* âOh.â
GL: âCap, have you never gone to school before?â
Marvel: âNope!â
Flash: âNot even in Ancient Greece? You were born around that time, right?â
Marvel: âWhat? No??â
GL and Flash: *share a look*
GL: âCap, how old are you?â
Marvel: âChronologically?â
Flash: âYes?â
Marvel: âItâs between 92 and a hundred thousand.â
GL: âThat uh⌠doesnât really give us much to work with, man.â
Marvel: âLetâs just go with 92.â
Flash: âSo youâre saying that during your 92 years of living, possibly more, youâve never even stepped foot into a school?â
Marvel: âWell, I went all the way up until I was eight.â
GL: âThat doesnât really make it better.â
Flash: âMaybe we can work something out with Black Canary?â
Marvel: âWhat?â
Flash: âWell, she manages the kids on the team. She tells them to go to school and stuff so whoâs to say she couldnât find a way to make you go to school too? Sheâs resourceful like that.â
Thatâs how Billy ended up going to school as Marvel while shapeshifted into Billy.
Flash and GL: *dropping Billy off at a school in their civies*
GL: âYouâre such a cute kid, man!â *pinches his cheek*
Marvel: âDude, stop!â *slaps his hand away*
GL: âAlright alright, fine.â
Flash: âHave a good day at school!â
LaterâŚ
Flash, GL, Marvel: *all walking to a zeta tube while munching on hotdogs*
Flash: âSo, Cap- er Mark, how was school?â
Marvel: *takes a bite so he can chew in silence for a bit* âI got expelled.â
Flash and GL: âWHAT?!â
Flash: How did you even get expelled on your first day?
Marvel: Well, some kids were talking about animals and showing me photos of them, so I was telling them about Tawny
GL: *thinking about the plush* Tawny? How did that get you expelled?
Marvel: *forgetting they don't know he can turn into a real tiger* Well, they didn't believe me, so I asked Tawny to show them and he turned into a real tiger-
Flash and GL: YOU BROUGHT A TIGER TO SCHOOL!?
Nothing to see here, just two gay dads and their magic son
Me when I find out my coworker is not, in fact, a large man but is a tiny itty bitty child.
Dweeb shit
Growning up sucks butt
my little guyy :,[
In the storybooks, the knight slays the dragon, and everyone lives happily ever after.
In the storybooks, your little sister isnât tugging on your sleeve telling you not to hurt it because itâs just a poor little lizard.
The poor little lizard is three stories tall.
And it breathes fire.
Itâs one thing for Billy to fight monsters â heâs here to fight monsters â but another to try to dodge flames in between negotiations. The dragon hasnât responded to a single term yet. Darla said something about cookies.
âWhat do you want?â Billy shouts, hoping for answers before she gets back.

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I got lazy at coloring but... I see ur vision very clear.
WAIT I- I THINK THIS PIECE OF PROPAGANDA IS...
IT'S STICKING WITH ME...? HUH? THE VISION IS CLEAR AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL
Starting a Golden Eyes Billy propaganda campaign as we speak
His normal eyes are ultramarine blue, but ever since he became Captain, his eyes have turned Golden to represent that Divinity has been bestowed upon him
If he loses all of his power or blessings, his eyes will go back to ultramarine blue eyes
You know, in my head, about Billy's future (according to Billy's multiple runs before), he either dies or ends up immortal and trapped in the Rock of Eternity. That does raise an important question.
Does Mary share the same Golden eyes as Billy? And does Freddy, as well? I don't think so. Billy was chosen first, and he was the primary representative of the Gods. Mary and Freddy were also blessed, but it is a 'sharing his blessings' kind of situation. And Billy himself chose them. On the other hand, Billy was chosen by the Wizard himself to continue his legacy, which is why Billy's the only one with Golden eyes.
And what if Billy's the only one who knows that? That Mary and Freddy are free souls, who are not chained by the duties of being THE Captain Marvel? That he will eventually outlive them?
And what does Billy think about it? Actually? When he looks into his twin's, Mary's eyes and sees the shade of blue that their parents had? The shade of blue that he once had? The shade of blue of the sky above? Of freedom?
Ahhh
ANGST
I think he would think that Golden eyes were cool at first.
He didn't know the meanings of those Golden eyes when he was younger, but the more he grows, his power grows, and he slowly becomes something closer to a God than man, and I think he would hate it.
What's the phrase I like to use again?
Haha
Less of a blessing, and more of a curse.
Ahhh, doomed siblings angst. Doomed friendship angst. Doomed life angst. *cry* I just like to make Billy suffer so much.
when I thought I couldnt get anymore deeper on your propaganda a whole cliff opened đ OMFF I AM BRIMMING WITH MOTIVATION TO DRAW ANGST. we love angst in this household
has Mary and Freddy ever wondered about the change in Billy's eye color???? cuz that's such a big change.
i might actually start drawing him with golden eyes cuz of this đ
Im imagining these eyes on billy post trials of shazam, like before then you can say hes more of the Gods chosen one, but he ends it literally having to take a step forward and truly become the champion of magic and iirc the next wizard, like this is when he starts to lose what made him human, he really starts to become other worldly here and the gold eyes being representative of this would kill me, imagining him not quite processing it and just staring at the mirror seeing unfamiliar eyes........
holy moly u went for the pain and sufferingđ NOW IM IMAGINING THIS WITH THE OLD TREND "IT'S YOU! AND IN THE END IT'S STILL YOU!"
Post Venom: Last Dance x Captain Marvel
Iâm back on my shit. So this one is a Captain Marvel x Post Last Dance Venom crossover idea. So basically after the events in Nevada the duo are just happy to be together still but are confused as hell because shenanigans ensued and theyâre now in Fawcett. So while looking around the place they meet a certain homeless kid and because of the events in the movie Venom immediately wants to keep him. Since theyâre both not part of any hero team or from his universe heâs more willing to let them know about being Captain Marvel so he can help them. Eddie does find the kid adorable but knows they need to get home so the entire time Billy tries to help Eddie is trying to hold back Venom from adopting the kid. His entire argument is âitâs freeâ a homeless superpowered child is the perfect one for them to raise, they could raise him better than anyone else.
The entire dynamic is stupid but adorable to me, Billy just wants to help while avoid being adopted, Eddie likes the kid and all but knows they canât just take a random kid from another universe and is fighting for his life to hold back Venom, and Venom does not care in the slightest about what he should and shouldnât do but he eventually he kinda begs Billy to give them a chance. Venom really wants them to get a chance at having a family, Vemon is considered a runt of his species, Eddie fumbled the only woman he loved, and Billy lost his family (Mary not included). I think both Eddie and Billy get worn down enough to eventually agree to try for the remainder of their time together which I think would work pretty well, especially with Eddie being a journalist and Billy being a radio announcer. I just find the two of them bonding over their respective jobs and giving each other tips is adorable, Eddie giving tips while Billy gives him a different perspective on things, Venom is very bored when these talks happen, he will endure it but would probably use it as an excuse to get what he wants.
I like to think of the JLâs perspective on this if they ever encounter Venom specifically. Maybe thereâs an emergency that requires Marvel, maybe an alien invasion or something just for fun and suddenly thereâs this new one that doesnât fit or maybe the invasion is just Symbiotes again that they need to fight in this universe now but either way when Venom approaches they assume heâs with the invasion. The man just wanted to say hi to his son so while the JL is prepared to fight the random alien just greets Marvel like âthatâs our boy, weâre so proudâ and just stuns them. I love the JL not knowing crap about the Captain so now the only thing they know about him is that his parents are aliens. This is very funny considering the only thing Billy and Eddie get to have in common is the baggy look, Eddie is in the middle of a panic attack when the JL try to fight, Venom wants to hug his big little boy, and Billy wants to be anywhere but here at the moment. Since this is still the middle of an invasion though they donât get much time to question it and depending on the invasion Venom either disappears when itâs over, hiding with Eddie back in Fawcett or sticks around if itâs the Symbiotes. Either way Marvel has to spill some of the beans but itâs funnier if he manages to get away before heâs forced to so the League just has to guess themselves. What Iâd pay to see that rumor mill.
To angst it up a bit, if Eddie and Venom end up back in their universe the sadness hit because they got used to the kid and didnât want to leave, the child became their baby and they miss him. They got Mrs. Chen to talk about it and now she has to deal with an even more depressed Eddie and a very upset Venom who both miss their boy. Billy had also gotten used to having the idiots acting like his parents and is sad about their absence because this time heâs the one to get them back to their universe so now all three of them have to go back to their lives before each other. Personally I prefer fluff so either they never get separated or they just kinda bounce between universes but I can see them kinda just staying in Fawcett together, theyâd probably just bring Mrs. Chen because Venom would rather die than not have his second favorite person be in Fawcett with them (Billy is number 1). I really just want them to be a very dysfunctional family, Eddie is a very anxious person, Venom just wants to eat and raise a kid with him, and Billy is just a ray of sunshine who they would very much kill for if the kid would let them. This one was pretty short but I havenât thought about this one for a while and havenât been able to really think of many details recently. Okay, I vanish off the face of the earth once again (Sorry I've been gone, I couldn't get any idea to stick).
POV: The Shazamily come to save the day
Thank you @omniscient3teabag @faetoday and the others in the Divine Discord who gave and contributed to this idea. Fae did Billy and Darla. FyreFlie did Mary and Freddy. I did Pedro and Eugene. And 3Teabag did Batman and Superman
Marvel and Wonder Woman
@actuel-idiot is a major reason Iâm writing this! They gave me the idea so the credit goes to them.
Diana has a special relationship with Captain Marvel. Theyâre family. Technically. But theyâre family! The man has no problem treating her like one of his own, and itâs not like Diana has any of her other family in manâs world so sheâll take what she can get. The only downside is that no one knows his actual identity, including Diana. Half the people in the JL donât even believe he has one, but when Diana asked, he confirmed he did. She hoped that one day he would share his identity with her, but for the meantime, sheâd just continue to enjoy their bond.
Like, for example, Diana talks to Marvel whenever she misses Themyscira. The very first time she started missing her home was about a few weeks after the JL formed. (Marvelâs a founding member in this post)
WW: âCaptain, do you ever miss home?â
Marvel: âHm? I guess so?â *confused*
WW: âYou guess so? Do you not miss Olympus? I assume thatâs where you grew up.â
Marvel: âOh, no. Iâve never been to Olympus. If thatâs what you mean by home. It isnât.â
WW: âThen where is your home?â
Marvel: âWell, I havenât had a home in a long time. So, I canât particularly say. All I know is that I canât go back, and as the years go by, I hate to say it but I barely remember it.â He only knows what his dad looks like due to his Marvel form, and he only remembers his mom due to Maryâs form. As for what they were like? A lot of the memories are fuzzy. âSo, unfortunately⌠there isnât really much to miss.â
WW: âDo you think Iâll forget about Themyscira?â
Marvel: âI donât know. But thatâs why itâs important to make a home wherever you go. That, and if you really donât wanna forget, you can always try and find people who used to call your home theirs.â *shrugs*
WW: âI donât believe there are any other Amazonians and manâs world.â
Marvel: âWell⌠not technically.â *little smile* âYou know, a few thousand years ago I was an Amazonian at some point.â
WW: âWhatâŚ?â
Marvel: âShocking. I know.â *little laugh*
WW: âBut youâre a man?â *dumbfounded expression*
Marvel: âYeah, I know, but I wasnât always. If you want, I could tell you some stuff about the first island.â
WW: âThe first Themyscira? You were alive back then?â
Marvel: âYup.â
WW: *stares for a bit* âIâd⌠Iâd like that a lot. Please share.â
The two spend the rest of the evening talking about all the lore about Themyscira, Dianaâs mother, Dianaâs aunts, the culture back then, the dialects, and so on.
Then, there was the incident with Circe. She had cast a spell on Diana, turning her into a child. After it had happened, she left and soon a mini Diana was swarmed by the leaguers.
Marvel: âWait, so she still knows who we all are, sheâs just a little kid?â
Batman: *nods head* âCorrect.â
WW: *looking around as the other leaguers fawn over her cause sheâs adorable*
Batman: âIt also altered her mindset, making her more childish.â
WW: *spots Marvel and her eyes sparkle* âBig brother!â *runs over to Marvel and crashes into his legs hugging them*
Marvel: âWoah!â *slightly startled at her running over* âWow, Diana, youâre still so strong.â *takes on the tone he uses to talk to Darla (aka big brother/father tone) as he leans down to pick her up*
WW: *nods head* âYeah!â
Marvel: *moves to carry her like sheâs his own daughter*
The two proceed to talk about whatever as the other JL members coo at the two looking like father and daughter. Same black hair and blue eyes. Also, Zeus was gnawing at the bars of his metaphorical cage when he saw this. His daughter was too precious. As soon as the other leaguers blinked, he took little Diana and they proceeded to go fight Mr.Mind together. They then went for ice cream afterwords. Now, theyâre eating their respective cones while sitting on the edge of a building.
Marvel: âYou did such a good job, Diana. That one punch at that one robot that sent it flying into three other ones was amazing.â *smiles and ruffles Dianaâs hair*
WW: *giggles and licks ice cream* âThanks, dad.â
Marvel: *pauses mid bite of ice cream* (Yes, Iâm making Billy bite his ice cream)
WW: *doesnât even realize she said that*
Zeus: âYou⌠YOU STOLE MY DAUGHTER?!â *thunderclouds in the distance*
Billy proceeded to have to make many offerings to Zeus to make him calm down after the incident. For a week straight, he kept getting little shocks whenever he touched stuff.
I don't know if it's because of comments on big brother Marvel or the Marvel-is-a-penis post (đ ) but it's adorable.
Whatâs the Marvel-is-a-penis post? đ But itâs from your comments on the Kryptonian Marvel post đ
It's this one
WingsAU where Captain Marvel doesn't have wings.
Okay, many magical or supernatural creatures don't have wings like humans.
But one day, during a cleanup mission, the Captain is helping a child and, to distract him while they look for his parents, they talk.
Child: You look so much like a humanâŚ
Marvel: Well, thats probably because i am a human, buddy.
Child: Are you? then⌠Where are your wings?
Marvel: Well⌠I used to have wings. They were just like my father's⌠but I had an accident and lost them⌠Good thing I can still fly without them, huh?

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Cap: No! We talked about this. You can only fight the big guys with me when you're 16!
Junior: That's so unfair!
Cap: I know, but it's just to keep you safe! You're too young-
Junior: BULLSHIT. You started being a hero at EIGHT and used to be ALONE, without any adult supervision. And you used to fight all kinds of terror.
Cap: ... It's different, and you know it.
Nightwing from afar having flashbacks of being a vigilante from a very young age and going from anger issues to the always happy, friendly, and helpful persona: omg, the trauma hit us the same way. Trauma buddys!!!
The occupation army is advancing â and people have nowhere to go.
Israel's military announced the first steps of an operation to take over Gaza City, and has even called up tens of thousands of reservists.
Nearly one million people residing there have until October 7th 2025 to evacuate. Bombardments are significantly ramping up â hundreds of thousands of people are going to be either forcefully displaced (and crammed in a concentration camp) or murdered.
Even the BBC (which has become known for doing PR for Israel) is reporting on tented areas being cleared in the region.
Israel's stated objectives are to depopulate Gaza City, and to seek to 'eliminate the remaining guerilla forces' in that area, and to them move progressively southward.
At the beginning of March this year, Israel launched operation Gideon's Chariots, Israel has indicated at the time that this was a kind of 'final offensive' as a result of which it would achieve total victory.
And that didn't happen, and now we have this new operation and its objectives appear to be to push the remaining population increasingly south, in order to concentrate them in a camp on the Palestinian side of Gaza's border with Egypt â the Rafah area. The broader objective is to force the population of the Gaza Strip, permanently, out of the Gaza Strip.
Now many Palestinians in the Northern Gaza Strip aren't particularly keen on leaving.. because they know that if they leave its their final departure, its permanent, and they'll never be able to go back... and also, they have no safe passage because those who do leave are constantly sniped and bombarded.
And even when they arrive in what they advertised as 'safe areas' further in the south. Those refugee tents are bombed on a daily basis aswell.
So many of them may decide â that since they are going to be killed anyways, they might aswell remain in the comparative comforts of our own homes as opposed to a flimsy tent on the seaside which can either get bombed or washed away.
And Israel â in addition to this, is using the weapon of hunger, of starvation, of famine, to seek to accelerate this process of forced relocation.
Gaza City is about to be turned into a slaughterhouse, don't be silent, don't turn away from people asking for your assistance â through our shared humanity and generosity, we can help people evacuate dangerous situations and afford basic needs.
Sami is only 20 years old â with no home, no job, and nowhere to study. Without a source of income, the cost of living in Gaza is a nightmare, they have to worry about things people in the free world don't have to think twice about.
His family were displaced to Nuseirat at first, then to Rafah, then Deir Al-Balah, and to the east of Gaza, living from tent to tent in terrible humiliation.
$16,663 / 30k has been raised for his campaign. Follow @ sami.family7 on tiktok to support him.
We should also support Ayah, she is a university graduate, who holds a degree in english.
Her family have to go without food and water, and basic dignities, these shortages severely impact their lives. She is greatful to anyone who donates or shares her campaign.
Since the fundraiser is quite new, only âŹ141 / 15k has been raised â so donations are very much needed. You can also support her by following @ helpayahlive on tiktok.
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