Unskippable Breakfast Cutscene

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

apprently i just learned of this single photo of half life 2 bottled water which was most likely given out during E3 2004, and its the only image we have of it since the original site it came from got lost and never archived 

this+ halflife2 chewgums for a real gamer meal

These miis getting diagnosed today

(posted by @piles-of-dust-and-gay)

guys you load into duty roulettes with

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