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When Morticia Addams said, "Life’s not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know," and, "Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages."

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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
the window
what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes
That response is fucking Shakespearean.

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Ghosthoney exists in like the opossite dimension that HardstopLucas exists in, and I’m here for it.
Okay but we have a night time ice cream truck that I have only ever heard and it's terrifying I can only hope that it's really just a sunglasses truck.
That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
Follow @the-future-now
Reblog if you:
Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs
Have a friend with that problem
Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way
No one will know which is it
This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.
So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.
So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.
These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.
anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect
This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.
How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.
Virginia Gothic
-in the summer, the air is so thick with humidity that it refuses to enter your lungs. soon there’s no more air and you can feel a weight on your chest.
-a man in full camo is sitting at the table next to you. you’re at a mcdonald’s. there’s a layer of ice outside, what is he hunting?
-there’s flowers and a wooden cross along the side of the road, half hidden by trees. you turn and there’s another one. the flowers seem to follow your car, and you realize the plaque had your name engraved on it.
-on the side of the road vultures pick apart bone and sinew. You slow down and avert your eyes, whispering a silent prayer. they’re too big to be vultures and you don’t want to ever know what it is they’re eating.
-“it’s not the heat that gets you, it’s the humidity,” a stranger tells you. you smile and agree, that’s all anyone ever says here. Her eyes are glassy and blank.
-potholes fill the roads in the winter and sharp teeth glint from the depths, begging for warm meat.
-gnats fill the air, their bodies forming a wall you have to press your way through. they fill your hair and eyes and mouth. colors seem slightly wrong now, and your skin itches.
-there’s thirty deer in your yard one afternoon, the next day all that’s left is mud and worms
-“watch out, there’s a bear in the neighborhood,” your neighbor tells you. you hadn’t seen any bear. The next day they tell you again, “there’s a bear in the neighborhood.” their smile is nervous now, they see the unrecognition in your eyes. they know they don’t have long left.
-the night screams, insects and birds and a high voice begging for help. “the cicadas are bad this year,” your mom tells you.
-there is so much roadkill. you don’t look out of the car window anymore, the longer you watch the more the corpses seemed to pile up, crowding the road with stinking flesh and jagged bone. none of it resembles any animal you’ve ever seen.
-red vines carpet the forest floor, sharp thorns winding around your ankles and trying to drag you to the ground.
-you hear gunshots all day. “must be hunting season,” you friend tells you. hunting has never been allowed in this neighborhood. you also know better than to correct them.
-the heat index today is 104 and humidity is at 76%. Your gym teachers make you run the mile.
ah yes the 15 fears. goal oriented furries. music that makes you go apeshit. fucking off to sea. moisturized clowns. extreme home makeover: door edition. nihilistic hentai. singing and the rain. academic truth or dare. the bee movie extended universe. yeeting people. the power of vore and friendship. simon says: spider edition. a parents guide to arson. the sun but evil. and of course: cringe umbrellas.
This is about tma, right?
These...are all certainly words, but not sure what they mean all together.
I think it's about The Magnus Archives...
But the ferries bit is throwing me.
Don't know enough about TMA to make a call...furries might just be a cheeky way to talk about something covered in hair?
very intrigued by the fact that of all the things on this list, the one you cannot believe plays a substantial role in tma is furries
my blog is, and always will be, a safe place for people who are not confident in their english speaking abilities. you will never be judged or mocked here.
1) Your English is probably better than you think it is. I’ve read many posts that ended with something along the lines of “sorry for my bad English” and was surprised because it was worded exactly the way a native English speaker would word it.
2) The main purpose of language is to communicate. Even if communication is a little awkward, as long as we can understand what the other person is trying to say, there’s no need for it to be perfect.
3) You speak English better than I can speak your language.
4) You speak English better than I can speak English .
5) Being able to speak a second language at all is a huge achievement and something most of the people ragging on “bad English” are incapable of themselves. You’re doing great.
6) “bad English” suggests there’s such a thing as “good English”….and have you SEEN this language? We just live like this.

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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
i would die happy if one of them sang about money
“Oh sailor, oh sailor, lay your head to rest, come sailor, come sailor, come to your death– wait what the fuck are we singing about is this sailor ok”
(original art is Ulysses and the Siren by Herbert James Draper, 1909)
THE BEST ACE DISCOURSE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
(For fun, reblog and tag with what sirens would lure you in with. Non-aces welcome!)
This amazing.
Anime. I would drown for anime.
if someone close to you is disabled, you have to take that into account when you go places with them. you have to think about accessibility, fatigue, pain, flare ups, etc because its exhausting and hurtful when people who say they love you dont bother putting the effort in to make sure you ACTUALLY have a good time.
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Can people just… realize how harmful the “men are abusive by default” mindset is to literally everyone except abusers themselves? Pushing that idea:
Blames bi/straight women for the abuse they may face when dating men
Excuses male abusers’ behavior
Often silences male victims of abuse
Gives abusive women a cloak to hide behind
Enables even more abuse in F/F relationships by pretending that F/F relationships are inherently healthier or “purer” than M/F relationships
Is incredibly tone deaf if not blatantly homophobic when MLM are already painted as hypersexual predators
Reinforces the stereotype that black men in particular are exceptionally aggressive, which is used to justify a lot of antiblackness towards us—especially from white women
Often causes internalized transphobia and (trans)misogyny
Is literally just gender essentialism and radfem rhetoric oh my god
And I’m probably missing some issues but like… this should be enough. Stop acting like abusers don’t come in every gender, for god’s sake. No identity or physical trait defines your character.
Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.
“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.
If you call (800) 484-3731, an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.
We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.
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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/
They also seem to help with getting Narcan.
holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off
From the FB page:
We’re starting separate lines for each state in the US. These are the lines we’ve created thus far. Please share this out far and wide, so that it may reach the population of people we’re trying to help.
National line: 1-800-484-3731
Missouri: 1-800-896-8350
Iowa - 1-800-928-5610
Alabama - 1-800-913-3670
California - 1-800-469-4470
Virginia - 1-800-892-0480
Utah - 1-800-918-4805
Massachusetts - 1-800-972-0590
Vermont - 1-800-648-3570
Florida - 1-800-640-8530
Thank you for your support!

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Why can’t life be like Stardew Valley? I just want to live in a peaceful town, grow plants, beat the shit out of bugs in a mine, and earn someone’s undying love by giving them foraged goods twice a week.
You’ve heard of cottagecore but have you heard of hermitcore?
•heavy knit sweaters
•chilly weather
•stone cabins
•no neighbors
•deep in the woods
•fireplaces
•hot coffee
•apple cider
•heavy quilts
•rainy windows
•stumbling on sacrificial circles in your backyard
•hanging lanterns
•pumpkin patches
•cobwebs
•cauldrons
•creaky wood floors
•moss
•jack o lanterns year round, that you don’t remember setting up
•poisonous mushrooms
•bats
•locals think you’re an urban legend
•probably into witchcraft
•distant music and rhythmic chanting late at night you never find the source of