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@bill-freaky-cipher
GUESS WHO FINALLY BROKE OUT OF HELL!!!
HAVEN'T HAD ACCESS TO THE INTER-WEBS OF DIMENSION R34L1TY FOR A LONG WHILE, SO COLOR ME INTRIGUED BY ALL THESE NEWBIE WEIRDOS WORSHIPING ME!
SO GO AHEAD AND SEND ME THINGS LIKE YOUR SOUL AND ALL YOUR MORTAL POSSESSIONS! QUESTIONS ARE GOOD TOO!
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Theres a deep rumble in the distance, followed by the ground beginning to shake back and forth. Cracks open up in the earth, swallowing a gnome or a squirrel as it expands as others creatures quickly run out of range.
The sky slowly darkens into a deep cool red, and a gaping hole slowly tears open into the shape of a giant “❌”. Laughter can be heard, maniacal and completely insane, as blurred creatures jump through and quickly fall out of view behind trees. At the same time as their descent, a building rises up with chunks of the ground rising too. It’s an almost perfect one-for-one model of the maze-like glowing mansion PT made a hologram of, by the colors of the walls are a deep blue with rainbow hues of grout running through.
When it reaches its destined spot, a loud thunder-like sound is heard art send shockwaves across Gravity Falls… soon followed by weirdness waves that mutate creatures, and bring random objects to life. A water tower’s lid opens and screams before beginning to move, and goat grows to be 100 times its original size. It’s finally come to fruition…
Everyone big and small, may I welcome you…
TO WEIRDMAGGEDON.
@callie-crow-dayton @cowboyy-anon @raven-lyn @flame-anon @jarry-alvaro @oliver-jade @rainbowwwanon @snowcloudd-anon @spadeanoncomingforyou @heartanonwazhere
What can I say, they're my specialty ;)
You want any other people to mess with? Cause I have three names you can find so easily, they're all annoying and one of them thinks he belongs to your property he really belongs to me but whatever
I knew them growing up, you're more than welcome to upset them :)
WELL, AREN'T YOU THE GIFT THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING! I WOULDN'T MIND GETTING THOSE NAMES AND ANY OTHER INFO YOU'RE WILLING TO SHARE, CAUSE SOMETHING TELLS ME I'LL BE MEETING THEM EVENTUALLY!
Fantastic!
*Alex enthusiastically shakes his hand, his expression malicious*
Pleasure doing buisness with you, Cipher :) here are their locations
*he hands them a paper with the location of two askboxes*
Anonimity available of course :)
â—¬ Bill takes the papers, stuffing it in a skin pocket for safe keepingâ—¬
THANKS, KID! I APPRECIATE THE ANONYMITY PART. WILL DEFINITELY BE USING THAT TO GET IN! I’LL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU KNOW WHEN ITS DONE. AND HEY! THOSE DRUGS SURE DO WORK SOME MAGIC, CAUSE IF I HADNT TAKEN THOSE YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN DEAD BY NOW! HAH!!
I wanna do it to your property too. And I can't do that without you making them unable to fight.
So as long as that's part of the deal fine, I'll just tell you their whereabouts and you can do it your way so long as I get what I want.
TRUST ME, YOU’LL BE GETTING EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT! THE MACHINERY GOING BY “PT” WILL BE LIKE MECHANICAL PUTTY IN YOUR HANDS, WITH NO ABILITY TO FIGHT BACK! WHAT YOU’RE DOING WILL HELP CONDITION THEM FOR FUTURE PLANS, SO YOU HAVE A DEAL!
◬Bill reaches his hand out and it lights up in its usual blue flame. He then takes Alex’s in his before he can backtrack ◬
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Hmm, you like deals right? You wanna make a deal?
I bring you to your guard dog and your property, you help me get revenge.
No strings attached.
*Alex holds his hand out to shake*
HMMM… AS TEMPTING AS THAT IS, FOX- YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE ME TO THEM. I WOULD RATHER NEITHER OF THEM SEE ME JUST YET. I PREFER TO MOVE IN THE SHADOWS WITH THIS LEVEL OF REVENGE. THE MORE UNEXPECTED IT CAN BE, THE BETTER!
I’LL TAKE THE DEAL, BUT ONLY IF YOU LET ME WORK MY MAGIC MY WAY! THEN AFTERWARDS YOU CAN FANANGLE AND HAVE SEX WITH THAT HOT HEAD AND MAKE MY PROPERTY WATCH! WOULD BE GOOD CONDITIONING! SOUND GOOD?
Tralalero tralala BAILERINA CAPPUCHINA MIMIMIMI TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR Brim brim patapim….
Can you understand this language Bill?
I UNDERSTAND IT, AND I RAISE YOU THIS IN RETURN!
â—¬Bill holds up a tablet, clicking play and a coco melon video plays â—¬
Ha! You don't know anything about my track record
*he rolls his eyes then pops a few more pills into his mouth before offering some to Bill*
And I want to enact revenge myself, I don't want you doing it for me. I wanna show her why her boyfriend likes me so much :)
So fine, whatever, do whatever you want to her but I want to get my own revenge first.
I'll just tell you right where Eldritch is, I've got no problem with that
SURE, GO AHEAD AND BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT TO. JUST MEANS I CAN SPILL AMY BEANS I WANT, WHEN I WANT!
◬ Bill takes the pills, doing the same with these but this time the cracks on his lower body open to form the misaligned teeth filled maw ◬ I CAN PROMISE YOU’LL GET WHATEVER “REVENGE” YOU HAVE PLANNED FIRST, BUT WHAT IM PLANNING TO DO WILL HELP BOTH YOU AND ME ON THE THING GOING BY “PT” AS YOU SAID EARLIER.
WOULD LOVE TO STILL HAVE THAT INFO ON MY EX GAURD DOG THOUGH!
I'm not pulling any legs! I was just looking for a little help getting my revenge on PT!!
I can bring you right to both of them!! But I would definitely need some help keeping portal girl... let's just say subdued :)
My name is Alex by the way
YOU SEEM NICE, ALEX! EVEN WITH THAT NASTY TRACK RECORD YA GOT! I HAVE A BETTER IDEA THOUGH! YOU JUST TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE, AND ILL MAKE SURE THE THING GOING BY “PT” IS GOING TO GET A GIFT IF SORTS! ONE THAT WILL STILL SUBDUE IT FOR A LONG WHILE!
I don't know how but this one is. Says she's not but she is, she's suuuper annoying
That eldritch abomination of a friend or mother or whatever is awful too, claims she's a therapist but she doesn't know anything about real psychology, manipulation specifically. I really don't like her, either of them, overprotective know it alls.
I was actually looking for your help with them, I wanted to get a little revenge and I heard you... know them. Pretty well as a matter of fact :)
◬Bill doesn’t seem 100% intrigued, due to the fact he’s just looking at where nails would be…until an eldritch creature is mentioned being with the portal. His eye’s slit pupil slowly looks back up at Dealer. He flashes red for a moment when it’s confirmed that Bill knows then, and then quickly back to his normal color as he take a deep breath. He glares at the Anon, floating closer and pointing a finger in his face◬
YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING, KID. I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN BEINGS PULL MY LEG AND BRING UP ANY PERSONAL MATTER! ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE AIMING TO MAKE A DEAL!
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Well I didn't say they were normal downers did I? ;)
They're special, I have them specially made, extra strong, extra good
I use them when I want to relax after a long day of annoying that... portal girl that I hate :)
â—¬ Bill cracks his back, and the anon watches as his shoulders relax a bit more. His internals seem to have quickly started to digest the drugs because, at the mention of a "portal girl", all Bill does is raise his eyebrow in a questionable mannerâ—¬
PORTAL "GIRL"? HOW CAN A PORTAL BE A GIRL? THOSE THINGS DON'T HAVE GENDERS, AND WHAT KIND OF PORTAL?
Shame, a good dealer never does that!!
*hands him a big handful of pills*
We'll start off with my personal favorite, just some downers nothing too bad :)
DOWNERS, HUH? SURE KID. A BIT BASIC, BUT- IF THEY'RE YOUR "FAVORITE", THEN I'LL SEE WHAT'S UP WITH THEM!
â—¬ Bill's eye becomes a mouth, and he tosses all the pills into it. He loudly swallows, then licks his lips before shifting it back into an eye â—¬
Strongest stuff huh?
I got some strong stuff!! Stuff that'd put even a big hotshot like yourself into a coma.
What kind you prefer? The sniff, the shoot don't do that one myself, smoke, swallow? I've got options :)
HAH!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, AND YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING! I LIKE ALL OF THEM, SO YOU KNOW WHAT? PICK THE POISON I'LL BE TAKING! IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH, I'LL MAKE YOU MY NEW DEALER SINCE THE LAST ONE HAD ME FORCEFULLY END OUR... "AGREEMENT". (-(
Hi there :)
You into drugs, Cipher?
OH HO HO! AN ANON THAT SPEAKS ONE OF MY MANY LANGUAGES! WHAT KIND OF DRUGS YA GOT, KID? AND DON'T JUST TELL ME THE WEAK STUFF! I WANT THE STRONGEST STUFF YA GOT!
Yeah I bet a lot of people leave you so you're probably used to that, huh?
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THE ONLY TIME I'VE BEEN LEFT IS HALF WAY THROUGH THE FUN WHEN THE MORTAL I'M TORTURING DIES. OR I JUST GET MAD AND KILL THEM!
YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE OF THE TWO SOON.
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hey bill freaky cipher, are you scary freaky or
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 freaky
A 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SCARY FREAK!
Y'know haha if it was me that said that maybe perhaps possibly I'd love to marry you and get freaky HAHAHAHA ANYBODY HEAR ANYTHING??? THAT'S CRAZY
AND IF IT WAS YOU... I DOUBT YOU COULD EVER GET PAST PHASE THREE BEFORE YOU'RE ADORABLY INNOCENT MIND GOES...
✨BOOM!~✨
