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i may or may not indie imaizumi instead so if you’d rather not see that i advise you unfollow!! I’ll be reblogging this periodically

"Arakita-san… Happy Valentines’… day." please explain

"...I never want to know what else you do in private."

Two seconds later, all of Arakita’s bravado and swagger deflated. “Hey! Shut the fuck up! If Onoda-chan is scared it’s probably because he’s haunted by your ugly mug.” Perhaps a beat too late, “Anyway. It’s not like I care.”

"I'm one of his friends of course he's not scared of me! Unlike you and your beast-like riding, he's even said it himself!" Huffing, Imaizumi decides not to comment aloud on the last part. If he doesn't care why does he have to freak out?!

I’m not deciding! It’s the truth!

Saying such a thing so confidently... I'm not sure I believe you. Are you trying to cover up for low self esteem with this, perhaps?

"Your dumbassery is enough to turn anyone homicidal."

"Are you threatening me? If anything you're the more provocative of the two of us! Onoda is still scared out of his wits of you..." Though that doesn't take much with Onoda... oh well.

" Super High School Level Dumbass."

Hey, hey! Don’t sound so sarcastic! It’s really good luck on your part, you know. 

It's bad practice to decide things on your own, Toudou-san.

"What’s your Super High School Level anyway? I bet it’s Super High School Level Fucking Nerd."

"Only if yours is actually Super High School Level Steal My Looks."

"I wasn't aware they assigned Super High School Levels for dropping out of the Interhigh, Arakita-san."

nope... not at all

It IS great, isn’t it!? Aren’t you glad? Aren’t you truly blessed to have your cool, beautiful upperclassman to help you out? 

Sure... I guess you could say that.