jerking off to pix of lestat

Should vampires be bigoted? Was the daughter they got killed insensitive to her father's trauma? Why don't these ancient monsters have my exact same progressive 21st century values? Must be bad writing. Was the abusive noblewoman relatable? Were everyone's pronouns respected? Was all that incest and torture really necessary? Are the murderers my friends?

The whole ✨fascinating boy✨ thing is so funny because Louis wasn't calling Daniel fascinating, he was saying the time he spent with him was fascinating, cos he got to spend a whole night bitching about Lestat, his favorite hobby. But Armand's so mad he takes it personal like "oh he's so fascinating, why don't you marry him then?" when all Daniel knows is doing drugs, taking his shirt off and being goofy. And then he spends the next fifty years like "I wonder what the most fascinating boy in the world is up to" and he's just like, buying hemorrhoid cream with his senior discount or something and Armand's like 😍" so fascinating"

In episode 7 Gabriella and Lestat will be killed by falling rocks