maybe i'm a curse.

Damn, I didn’t get the restraining order in place soon enough. Well, hopefully it’ll be ready for next time, hmm? Your outfit looks brilliant, by the way.

For now, you’re stuck with me. Mine? Oh, c’mon! Your look was absolutely iconic, couldn’t have thought of anyone better to pull that off! Best dressed if you ask me.

That would be Palaye Royale and I would be the crazy guy you hear singing. I promise you it’s not shit and if it is then that’s not me it’s someone else. We bring a bit of a chaotic aura around us that we take almost everywhere. We actually did finish the show, they we’re too pleased with that.. we were just denied the encore.

So if I like it, it’s you... and if I don’t like it, Spotify must have played the wrong song for me? Got it. I’m sure I’ll enjoy it, though, my music taste is kind of all over the place so I don’t really favor one thing over the other for the most part. But if I ever come out to one of these shows, I’m demanding an encore.

Give me just Bill Skarsgard and I am happy

Just me, not the rest of the family? This is why we get along.

Absolutely not. It provides me with so much joy Bill, I don’t even think you understand it. So of course I have to do my best and seize every opportunity I get. What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t? I think me telling you that and rolling my eyes at you is basically all I do these days. You going to the gala this weekend? Cause I could make a major effort there to not avoid you.

I think you might enjoy it more than my parents and siblings combined, so, I might have a slight idea of how much. Either you secretly knew I was coming and what I was wearing, or it was that best friend telepathy that had us perfectly coordinated. 

Well you make me glad you have just enough time for my arrival.I have just enough time for a Bill Visit.

Score! I better have some fun things prepared for you. I flew out to New York for the gala, figured I wouldn’t want to miss out on it... but home is calling me back. We’ll suffer through that jet lag together.

Had Ariana felt as if everything was coming together for them due to the act alone of Bill’s invitation to hold hands, which was immediately accents, that was only confirmed and catapulted further when hearing herself be called his girlfriend. At the drop of the word, Ariana quickly looked up at the other and spread a smile over her lips. “Wait,” her legs slowed down to a stop as her heart rate picked up pace. Without another beat, the eager girl pulled Bill down as she lifted up on the tips of her shoes to steal a kiss from her boyfriend, allowing herself to enjoy it even with people passing by. “Like a kid on Christmas, maybe you’ll get to unwrap your present later, too.” A wispy laugh left after their lips were parted before she was securely planted back down to the ground, allowing them to continue their exit out of the airport. “Take me home.”

Mads: I celebrated it with friends

Mads: thank you so much for wishing me a belated birthday

Mads: did you do anything fun?

bill: of course!

Ben: Just hang out with friends and family

Bill Skarsgård attends Glamorous List’s Glam Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.

Let me tell you about how I missed my bus stop because I was too captivated by my book, not even by one stop but by four. You can make fun of me, I know I would too. Which also meant I was late to my work appointment, and that’s never a good look, especially for someone who likes to be early like me. I need more ideas for excuses if I’m ever late again, so please, share with me your best ones. Oh and, I’m Lucy! I promise I’m not always late to things. @theglamliststarters​

Maybe being honest about it is your best bet -- just in case they’re good at reading people, at least that wouldn’t make you late and a liar, you know? Surprisingly, I have no better excuse than that. I’m intrigued to know just how late you were, though. That might depend on how crazy we go with the story. Like, what are the chances of you booking this job?

I think I officially have the only band on the face of the planet that is one more cop call away from the label saying ‘bye guys’. We’re banned from at least four venues and we got the cops called out on Saturday because we decided- or my brother decided that we should put on a show on the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Wilcox so we posted it on social media, rented a Uhaul pick up and we put on a show. Less than an hour and the cops were there. We now have two tickets and a very disappointed management team. Anyway, I’m Remington or Remi whatever you prefer I don’t give a shit  welcome to the crazy ride that is my life, buckle the fuck up because shit can crazy with me. / @theglamliststarters​

What band are you in? Because I’m thinking I’m going to have to rebel against the decisions of the police and give your music a listen. This sounds chaotic and hilarious, I’m here for it. I take it you didn’t get to finish the show, though? No encore? 

With all this talk of Van Gogh for this upcoming event, it’s rekindling my love for the man and his work. I remember when they had that episode of Doctor Who centred around him, and I bawled my eyes out when they showed him his impact on art. Still one of the best episodes. I may have to give it another watch. For… research purposes. @theglamliststarters​

That sounds emotional as hell, I might have to pass if I don’t want to dampen my designer clothes with my underserving tears. Does that mean I’ll catch you there, though? No restraining orders against me after our lakeside retreat?

Ah, does before he thinks kind of a bloke when it comes to relationships, eh? Always sounds good in yer mind, but isnae the most practical. Oooh, aye? Any reason for that? Talking to me won’t jinx it, trust me. I’m the relationship faerie.

Couldn’t have described me better. Alright, dear relationship fairy, I guess I can let it spill on you before anyone else. I may or may not have a girlfriend, leaning towards the may -- in fact, there’s really no may not about it. Funny how things change.

Alright fine — I suppose I can approve of a test run. But chances are it’s going to go to hell and you’ll be spilling all the plans and secrets to me in no time — and I will be there, doing my absolute best not to say ‘I told you so’. Oh my god Bill, that is major. Like what the actual hell. When did you get so good? I’m kidding. Kind of. Oh shush — don’t be ridiculous. Me avoid you? Lamest thing I’ve heard. I hope to get to go back home soon though, so we’ll see.

When was there ever a time where you didn’t tell me “I told you so” if given the chance? That’s right, never. I already know what’s coming, no need to threaten me with a good time! When? Oh, when you were busy avoiding me, of course... you missed it. Joking, I’ve always been this way. 

The Kard… who? Never heard of them.

Ah, that’s more like it. Heard they’re all the rage. Don’t ask me what for.

“What would you think if i come to Sweden for a week in the first week of September, do you think you can handle that?”

I think I have just enough time to prepare for a Maika arrival.

Ben: Work and today also my birthday

bill: better give up the work for play then, you deserve it.