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troye: how about both

troye: i'm writing about our love and always free for you

troye: how's that for an answer?

ariana: this is why you'll forever be the superior boy in my life

pete: thank you for taking a bite on my fishing rod, i was simply waiting for that compliment so i could sleep soundly tonight.

pete: nah i was lettin' you have that for approx 78 seconds, now i'm gonna go back to talking shit so you don't think my world still revolves around you. i got a motherfuckin hypo-allergenic poodle to tell my woes to now.

pete: you say that as if i didn't discover the healing properties of those songs long, long ago. i used to listen to them when the shit people spread started gettin to me, and it was like an emotional reset. you really are a musical wizard, ari.

pete: and after all the harry potter references we've ever made, if you didn't read that in hagrids voice, who even are u?

pete: i'm gonna need to throw in a 'stay tuned' here because i may or may not have done something that could potentially fuck up that rekindling, and only time will tell how pissed at me he is. but, regardless, i'm happy to give you a worthy new-york-warming to ease the transition?

ariana: you're practically a full-blown fisherman at this point

ariana: hey, even if it doesn't revolve around me, i'll always know that i rocked the fuck out of it

ariana: at this point i could just make everything you say sound like hagrid is there.. unless it's your pervy shit, we can't ruin him

ariana: pete.. what did you do.. tell me it's not as bad as i made you feel over the hookup

To say that moving from Canada to LA was tough is a damn understatement, especially when you have a pup that acts like she owns the place, I practically had to drag her out of the house back in Canada and move all of her toys, setting up her place in my room before unpacking the rest. Meanwhile at least my savoir is to binge watch my new movie Love Hard (self-plugging is a definite yes) and consider blaring some Christmas music because even though it’s not December yet everyone’s doing it right? Oh right, I’m Nina and I would die for someone to give me an idea on some Christmas movies to binge while I watch my dog chew the old boxes and eat pizza.

@theglamliststarters​

Girl, you could never catch me trying to move all of my dogs. I’ve determined that my house in LA is their permanent residence, and there will always be people there to help them when I’m not. That takes sooo much patience, so we see you. I haven’t watched it yet, but damn, when I say that’s one hell of a top tier cast I just searched for. I’ll always be a firm believer that Die Hard is for Christmas if you’re into some action and a hot as hell Bruce Willis. 

Was it that clear? Ooooooops, my bad, sorry Mariah. Really? None at all? Oh, lucky me then. Would you like to meet up with me? Are you in LA? I have a few shows coming up, if you’ll be around.

You know by now that I’ll make damn sure that I’ll be around if it means you’re going to be there. I’m supposed to be making my way to New York now, but you’re more than worth the postponing of so. Are you going to be too tired for me if we meet up after the show?

pete: well, you know, gotta make up for my lack of talent in other things

pete: no i'm serious, stop it, my eyes are leaking

pete: think i needed to hear this, though.

pete: you've always been that for me, too. but you've always known that.

pete: and if i'm being honest i don't wanna have to cut you out again. i fuckin' hated that shit, it made healing almost impossible when the one person who could make me feel instantly better was the one person i couldn't contact.

pete: but that means i'm gonna have to reach out to timmy, too. i'm all about that equal opportunities shit. this is gonna be awkward af askf;as, you're the worst.

ariana: bite your tongue, i was once engaged to the dude you're talkin shit on, that's top tier shit

ariana: excuse me, let me bask in the glory of being the one that makes you feel better

ariana: you know, when you were very clearly upset with me, i listened to get well soon and pete davidson more again than i have in a long fuckin time, it was clear i hated myself for doing that to you

I’ll accept if you don’t call yourself a knock off Mariah, darling. I mean, I know Ariana Grande can sing her heart out on Emotions, but can Mariah Carey give that same justice to Nasty? I didn’t think so.

Just in, Harry Styles very clearly rating me higher. Can other guys make me feel that special? I don't think so. Still planning to me up with me, yeah? 

It’s pretty freaking weird, right? I’m still getting used to it, I can’t imagine how those that know my crazy, partying, jumping-in-Vegas-fountains self must be adapting to the news. God, I love SFX, though. It’s magical stuff, or so I’ve found working on American Horror Story where it’s Halloween year ‘round. He mostly doesn’t eat a whole lot of the good stuff, just a lick of chocolate here or there.

Don’t go teasing me, Ari. You can’t just get a guy’s hopes up that he’ll have you around the city with him and then not follow through. Having you be proud of me is the cherry on top of everything. Love you lots, you know.

One hundred percent honest with you! I’m gonna be there. I’ve already got it in the works, you won’t be teased. Even if I really love to tease. Boy, I love you so dearly. I gotta take you out the second I’m there, okay. 

I’m still recovering from Halloween weekend, but suddenly everywhere I look it’s now Christmas. Not that I’m complaining too much here, because I could always use a little extra time to get my list perfected, but do I really have to hear Michael Bublé in half the shops I step into? I’m this close to making a Christmas album just so I can give the public some variety. 

I’m Harry, now recruiting for collaborations. But if Mariah Carey doesn’t join in, the whole project is called off. / / @theglamliststarters​​​

What if I could offer a knock off Mariah? And by that I mean, offer myself up to you for this project.