Jack Lowden

Fuck me, I must be great company, because it looked like most people had a great time last night.

Aye? Not even the glitz and glamour of the Oscars?

Alright, pal. If ye insist.

I'm sure I'll be able to make up for them in some type of way.

It's an innate masculine thing - fellas have the urge to piss everywhere to mark their territory.

So... somewhere that's nice enough to have hot running water, but out in the sticks enough that we can step out and be right in the middle of it all.

Uh, nope, I can’t say that I’ve had the honor hahah. Aw, that’s awesome to hear! Just don’t go having it too much again, bud. Yeah..that’s a whole ass other story that I’m still dealing with but it’s alright, I’m getting better.

Clearly yer missing out, heh. Do I get to hear about it or naw? Totally fine if not. But also if ye want me to deck somebody, am very happy to.

jack, i swear if you don’t get inside and stay warm, i’ll come there and make you. also what were you doing in the southern hemisphere? i also understand being bias because well, australia and los angeles. sometimes, i also complain that you’re there. i’m kidding, i adore you, jack.

What ye gonnae do, come here and make me? I double dare ye. Why are ye being nice to me? What do ye want?

Aye, true. And it's Patagonia, so it's guaranteed to be gorgeous even if we're in a shithole for a hotel. Real question is - do ye wanna go for a real fancy place, or maybe an airbnb where it's just kinda us and nature? Regardless, seems like a hot tub might be a good way to go, to help with our sore muscles after all that walking.

that must be one hell of a weather change. how does it feel going from one to the other like that? why are you swimming in ice cold water? please go inside with a hot drink and stay warm. i don’t want you to lose anything to frostbite. i do care about you, jack.

New Zealand wasn’t as warm as the other places we were, it was still summer vs the end of winter in Scotland. Because it’s fun and good for yer health! It’s fine - ye think Sersh would let me get frostbite? Naw, absolutely not, and she’s gone swimming with me, too. 

How are you so cute even when im being a low grade asshole??

Because that’s just how we are. I love it when yer a low grade asshole anyway because I know ye don’t mean half the shite ye say.

Gonnae start looking at places to stay now. Not sure any of em will beat the view we had in New Zealand.

Oh I thought you were begging Me for a space for you with that title

If I were begging I’d be on me knees. Bet you’d like that. 

the biggest, but cutest pussy i know, yes. ha! okay. challenge accepted!

And you’re the biggest cock I know, what can I say. Suddenly you’re gonnae be a no show for like four months, I bet.

Naw, and I was thinking Patagonia. Think of all the hiking we could dae.

That’s how I feel whenever I’m gone for a while and then coming back to England. Especially after being somewhere warm and basking in the sun. I love the cloudy and rainy days, it’s a comfort. But damn it hits different. Hmm, I don’t know but seems like maybe going for an icy swim could be a necessary detail to this story.

Ye cannae help it, it’s a shock to yer system more than anything else when you’ve been in the heat for so long. Now that I’ve adjusted a little more this past week, I’m loving the cooler air, even though it’s very much spring weather now. Naw, totally a minor detail. Ye could practically ignore it.