Cuddle me.

What @blueeyedsassykitten needs nightly

Her in my lap playing with herself for my amusement while I stroke her hair and tell her how pretty she sounds

i wish the world was nicer to fat girls

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

“My toy looks and sounds so pretty when I use her.”

@blueeyedsassykitten makes wonderful noises

Please please pleeeease let me play with your tits while we watch tv together. Just focus on the screen and lay back against me and let me have some fun. Whispering into your ear, "Shhh, stop squirming, babe, this scene's really important," while I'm pinching and twisting your hard, sensitive nipples. Please?