bugs and slugs

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

it turns out if you regularly refer to yourself as a guy, aim to be a bloke that does fuck all, and use he/him pronouns it might mean something

Sits and just listens to music like a lunatic or maybe a dad in his fifties

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city