how am i sensitive and an asshole at the same time..

Life imitates art

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IF YOU’RE A BOY WHO LOVES BOYS GIVE ME A YEEHAW

YEEHAW

FAB! IF YOU’RE A GIRL WHO LOVES GIRLS GIVE ME A YEEHAW

YEEHAW

AMAZING! IF YOU’RE AN INDIVIDUAL WHO ENJOYS BOTH, GIVE ME THE LOUDEST YEEHAW YOU CAN SUMMON

im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.