Love Frogs Or Else

how are my gays and gay adjacents tonight what are yall up to 

me too girl

love is stored in the bear shaped honey bottle

monkeys that have tails are so fucked up and scary they’re like the worst animals by far 

adam and eve named him abel because he was able to get killed by his brother

Adam and Eve named him Cain cause he sure cain kill a guy

anyone else y’all got those clicky ankles

did you just fucking know this

Hey baby have u considered committing to friendship the same way you’re endeared to the idea of romantic love

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

do you guys wanna move to the comment section of allrecipes.com i think it would be good for us

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?