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FOR EVERYONE WHO KEEPS ASKING ME TO DONATE- I HAVE ALREADY SAID HERE THAT I CANNOT ASSIST YOU. PLEASE STOP, IT IS MAKING ME UPSET. I WANT TO HELP, BUT I AM JUST A MINOR, STOP GIVING ME DONATION ASKS.

Hearing my grandpa talking about how he thinks things are going downhill because they let nonwhite people into the city and trying my best not to tell him he’s a piece of shit

The kind of shit racist white people will say out loud and assume everyone is on their side because they’re surrounded by other white people is insane, just sitting here complaining that young people are being brainwashed and that’s why they want other people to have rights, no old man I want people to have rights because I have a fucking soul, something you clearly don’t have

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

I’ve seen like three pieces of fanart where Rocky somehow gets connection to earth and finds out Grace is in the tumblr Sexyman contest and has no idea what that is or what that means and asks Grace, but I’ve yet to see anything of Grace explaining it to him and I’m now imagining a fic where Rocky finds out about the tumblr Sexyman contest and that his human made the contest and Grace has to explain everything

The irony of the fact that Rocky will also probably be in the tumblr sexyenby contest this year

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

Muscular women are a national treasure

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.