hi i moved to bigclownlesbo!!

one of the coolest things ive ever done in my life was in 9th grade when a kid brought his deck of cards to school and started doing magic tricks so i jokingly said i was a magician and could guess whatever card he picked from the deck. so he was like alright bet and pulled a random card from a shuffled deck and in that moment i noticed a reflection in his glasses. i focused a bit and sure enough the card he was looking at was reflected in his glasses so i just read the card out loud and he was like the fuck this is my deck of cards what was the trick but i wouldnt tell him so we just kept doing it and he never caught on

uh oh i wanna be kissed.

kalvin is FINALLY being cancelled holy fuckkkkk this feels like a baptism

for thos asking he just fucked up by adding someone to his recent cringe comp who was too popular for him to slip past 🤡🤡🤡

#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it

Flirt with Martha аnd gеt Lаid T0night! Frее rеgistrаti0n! 0nlу t0dау! Cliск 0n tехt!

martha you will not have my hands

oh my god how do u flirt with girls

I’ve only been gay in theory so far I didn’t plan for this

Item: suit of Space Marine mechsuit/armor that appears to have been made by a company that normally makes carnival rides

@drifting-in-circles

it’s really disgusting and just gross that it’s so normalized and that no one bats an eye it seems

God I didnt even recognize her…

my entire life is an example of idiot plot