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i dont think american comfort is inherently worth more than the lives of the people we abuse to obtain/maintain it

The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

Is this about how ppl born in the late 20th century have a unique and fluid experience of navigating barriers to information access and its our responsibility to teach the younger folks how to tinker with technology to avoid being spoonfed everything we experience in order to have critical skills that keep us informed, autonomous, and able to hold power despite looming threats of authoritarianism or..........???

i love love lOVE the additional element of “the only information that’s free is the ‘how we’re going to hell’” BS. Chef’s kiss.

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

was looking for this Lega Nord genocidal fantasy thing and couldn't find it but now I found it. I KNEW I didn't hallucinate it >Next month Donatella Galli, a former Northern League councillor, is due in court over a Facebook post in which she called on Italy’s volcanoes to wipe out southerners. “To me, southerners are like the Jews were to Hitler, and should be placed in ovens,” she said in defending the post. but sure the Lore Olympus thing should have been "mocked en masse" and for the recoord I'm pretty sure original context of the comic isn't even northern vs. southern Italy, it's Greece vs. "provincial" Magna Graecia––the "motherland" in question is Greece, not Italy. The Italian politics just became relevant because people decided to mock the comic in ways that showed they're super ignorant about that TOO

I cook-a da pizza

Pro tip if you see at least 50 people say "wait that's not normal??" In the comments of some neurodivergent relatability post then it probably is, in fact, normal. Daydreaming to songs is normal, I promise you. Most everything about being neurodivergent is normal, it's just the degree to which it affects you and your life that makes it abnormal.

the mice in my room when I go to sleep at night