Welcome to Big Brother!

Telling me there’s a chance I wouldn’t get to eat the post merge meal I genuinely think I’d murder everyone on that beach

Did Jeff get pumped and plucked between this season and last? His lack of wrinkles are #interesting

I’m fully aware of where my food comes from but I do think I’d be a bit scared to watch it get whacked or be the one doing the whacking

I remember the shoe thief (don’t even remember his name) and that’s it so watching all these ppl talk about how shady and untrustworthy the next person I’m just like ok yeah sure

Day 13?!? (assuming I heard that correctly) but it’s been what feels like a month since the premiere episode…… Jeff what are we doing here fr??

I have not watched a single episode since the premiere lmfao