mad cause ur wizard hat isnt as big as mine

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

its easy to be cynical about the future but on the bright side at least more people keep giant skeleton statues in their yards now moreso than ever before

does anyone like me and want to understand me

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

I hope you guys think I’m cool. I’m not, but I hope you think so anyway.

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes