hi im lame

i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

october 1st: I’M COMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

I like to think of these videos as they’re retirement. They don’t have to fight anymore and can live peacefully in their new homes 💕

Scientist should say something else

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

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THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

Me entering a bookstore: *my skin clears, an ethereal glow emanates from my body, small woodland animals gather at my feet, I am at peace*

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

brrp brrrp brrrrp

this is the type of content i want to see on tumblr