smeeches for you

sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

what if you had a cunty little bob and a fun knife collection and then your best friend died and you bring him back inside your head and somehow you become a mother and a father and a sister at once to a child who MIGHT be two of your dead friends and then you become nonbinary and find out that child is actually the soul of the earth. happened to my good friend paul.

upon further consideration (fancy words!!!), i think i’m a little bit in love with everyone i meet 💞

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

Looks like something out of Dungeon Meshi! Love it, so sparkly!!

Nona the Ninth is one of few books written for an adult audience that provides its readers with an accurate depiction of school children. Because…yeah they’re really, really like that.