rabbit hearted

[ID: selfie of a woman wearing nice jewelry with stylishly curled brown hair and manicured nails. She is grimacing uncomfortably. The caption reads, "trying to be chill at the function but can't help noticing how transmisogyny bleeds through the cracks of normal interactions". End ID]

[ID copied from alt: a digital painting of a medieval unicorn jumping out of a painting. The unicorn is bisected where it is jumping out of the frame and there are three dogs baring their teeth in the frame. End ID]

in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

[ID: tumblr tags from lightbrand reading: me retweeting achilles fanart from the gut that also draws paw patrol yaoi. Don't worry about that tag, I'm fighting demons you couldn't even comprehend. / end ID]

Yesterday I overheard a trans woman saying to another "the fourth law of robotics is that the robot has to be gay and trans" and a cis guy nearby going "oh what? I only know the first three" and her repeating "yeah it says the robot has to be gay and trans. Asimov wrote that" and him earnestly saying "whoa I didn't know that!"

american ronin grips his baseball bat tight and flicks his wrist. after a beat your head explodes off your neck into the atmosphere and the baseball homerun organ noise plays

[ID: two photos of Odhiang posing on the balconies of a building constructed out of concrete bricks; they are often not perfectly aligned, showing jagged geometric edges (almost like pixels). Odhiang is tall, thin, and wears her hair in a short bob with bangs for this shoot. She wears a brown velvet double-breasted military-style jacket with a close fit and shoulder pads. Underneath, she wears a white dress shirt with blue necktie and a dark brown pencil skirt with a peplum flare at the knee. She wears gold earrings and black pumps. In the first photo, she smiles, her arms raised delicately, skirt fluttering in the wind; in the second, shot from above, she stands in contrapposto staring solemnly up at the camera. End ID]

wait was this because i said cisgender man have pee pee hands. you can't be serious right

[ID: wvmnster's text post reading, "the amount of cisgender men walking around with pee pee hands on a daily basis is mind-boggling. Stop. Stop it. You can't do this. when i'm going to the bathroom at my job i see so many people walking out without washing their hands. enough is enough. Stop pee pee hands now" End ID]

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

hi you're not getting that