been absolutely wild about Boys Go to Jupiter and Sarah Kinsley recently. i love a gratuitous synth line and shockingly sincere lyricism. also new mitski album coming up soon???????? my earholes are eating SO good

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been absolutely wild about Boys Go to Jupiter and Sarah Kinsley recently. i love a gratuitous synth line and shockingly sincere lyricism. also new mitski album coming up soon???????? my earholes are eating SO good

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at work i have The Boys Table. this is a tongue in cheek bit because we're all profoundly nerdy software engineers and feminists, we just collectively can't stop saying "bro". the other 3 are all heterosexual men but i'm a lesbian. i think if you asked them they would probably assert that i'm the most like a frat boy out of any of them because i tend to overcommit to stupid things
anyways. we're considering having a Heated Rivalry watch party styled like a superbowl/sports viewing party. wings and chips etc. and then we cheer loudly whenever they kiss, as if someone has scored a goal or perhaps a touchdown. but the problem is we're coworkers and i don't know exactly how much of the show is gay sex. i feel like we could swing 1 or 2 sex scenes per episode but 3 or 4 might get too awkward.
the boys are generally enthusiastic about this idea. one of them is a former football player and wants to assess the accuracy of locker room homoerotic tensions. another one just really likes romance films and tv. dude #3 doesn't normally want to watch it but is extremely susceptible to FOMO plus his partner wants to see it so we can leverage that. (obviously partners are invited.)
anyways. think i'm going to have to watch heated rivalry in advance just so i can assess whether gay sex or the bonds of our friendship + commitment to a stupid bit are stronger. (i love the boys but i can endure a limited number of man moans in the presence of platonic friends and their romantic partners before i would inevitably break and swap television programs.)
2026
FUCK HARD
FUCK FAST
FUCK BADLY
NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
CREATE JOY
MUSIC ALWAYS
PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
YUMMY SOUP
go see the doctor about that thing
BE TRANSGENDER
KISS YOUR FRIENDS
EAT CHEESE
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
THRIVE
roommate's sister introduced me to someone as her sister's "partner/person-who-handles-odds-and-ends" AM I HER GIRLFRIEND OR HER HANDYMAN. (neither)
[ID: selfie of a woman wearing nice jewelry with stylishly curled brown hair and manicured nails. She is grimacing uncomfortably. The caption reads, "trying to be chill at the function but can't help noticing how transmisogyny bleeds through the cracks of normal interactions". End ID]

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Wound by Larry Levis
[ID copied from alt:
I’ve loved you like a man loves an old wound picked up in a razor fight
on a street nobody remembers. Look at him: even in the dark he touches it gently. End ID]
Yea I’m not dealing with that bye
[ID copied from alt: a digital painting of a medieval unicorn jumping out of a painting. The unicorn is bisected where it is jumping out of the frame and there are three dogs baring their teeth in the frame. End ID]
in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like
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[ID: tumblr tags from lightbrand reading: me retweeting achilles fanart from the gut that also draws paw patrol yaoi. Don't worry about that tag, I'm fighting demons you couldn't even comprehend. / end ID]
i took a heels class yesterday and ate absolute shit 👍 i have a bruise the size of my entire hand on my leg. i don't even know what happened i didn't even fall over.
Yesterday I overheard a trans woman saying to another "the fourth law of robotics is that the robot has to be gay and trans" and a cis guy nearby going "oh what? I only know the first three" and her repeating "yeah it says the robot has to be gay and trans. Asimov wrote that" and him earnestly saying "whoa I didn't know that!"

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singing in a showcase next month (qualifications: be a student of this vocal teacher) and i'm doing Don't Forget Me by Maggie Rogers. debating whether to dress as forgettable as possible (lol) because I'm going to inevitably be embarrassed by my performance or to dress really hot so people forgive the fact that i can't sing well because my ass is fat
crazy how everything is relative. my irl coworkers think i am very quirky and silly. meanwhile on tumblr i don't even ping on the weirdo scale bc i have a 9 to 5 desk job and i've never fucked a couch or whatever. also i can cook
american ronin grips his baseball bat tight and flicks his wrist. after a beat your head explodes off your neck into the atmosphere and the baseball homerun organ noise plays
Awar Odhiang by Joshua Woods for WSJ Magazine September 2025
[ID: two photos of Odhiang posing on the balconies of a building constructed out of concrete bricks; they are often not perfectly aligned, showing jagged geometric edges (almost like pixels). Odhiang is tall, thin, and wears her hair in a short bob with bangs for this shoot. She wears a brown velvet double-breasted military-style jacket with a close fit and shoulder pads. Underneath, she wears a white dress shirt with blue necktie and a dark brown pencil skirt with a peplum flare at the knee. She wears gold earrings and black pumps. In the first photo, she smiles, her arms raised delicately, skirt fluttering in the wind; in the second, shot from above, she stands in contrapposto staring solemnly up at the camera. End ID]
Ew gross. Get out of here you nasty misandrist piece of shit. Go spread your hatred somewhere else.
you don't know how happy this ask just made me
wait was this because i said cisgender man have pee pee hands. you can't be serious right
was this post actually what prompted you to send this.
[ID: wvmnster's text post reading, "the amount of cisgender men walking around with pee pee hands on a daily basis is mind-boggling. Stop. Stop it. You can't do this. when i'm going to the bathroom at my job i see so many people walking out without washing their hands. enough is enough. Stop pee pee hands now" End ID]

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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness
I Literally miss armpits so bad mann
correction: i miss smelling other people's armpits after theyve been suffering summer heat all day
i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry
hi can you give me a veryclose hug
hi you're not getting that
Image description: Comments from transgenderization, reading:
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look down to the right hi
Or left
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