alexander

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you're in the trenches.

my greatest fear is that one day i will make a big post

BUDDY IF YOU EVER DECIDE YOU WANT TO MAKE A BIG POST I'LL BE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH EVERY STEP OF THE WAY

aaaaa afraid

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

she let me hit cause. because I'm uh. it's cause I asked real nicey.

What did I ever do to you

oh he’s bisexual that explains it

not to jump the gun but he might be my new best friend

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

Eggman's security system during a break-in

Who else #GoopedUp tonight!

wishing everyone a very #GoopedUp Wet Beast Wednesday

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

Literally the best photoset I’ve ever seen on tumblr

What the hell happened to the second to last one

judgement

This post is fucking crashing my phone