yes homo-

please~

im literally begging you

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

This whole post is GOLD

Every discussion point on this post is gold

i always wanted to find you waldo

But not like this… not like this.

saddest part is that none of that feels exaggerated

Because it’s not. They really didn’t go overboard with any part of this episode. Even the payout that was offered the victim was, in corporate terms, totally viable. 

i will personally BEAT THEM UP tbh

Read the whole post. This is important; groups will often use different symbols or mislead people on what symbols actually mean something (see also: the👌 troll incident). Coordination and fact-checking is the only way to stop these assholes for good.

gorb

ok everyone i really want to do something to confuse people from the future, can you please like and comment on this post, try to get it to as many notes as possible (you can reblog if you want but you really don’t have to if you don’t want to). i want this post to get an insanely high number of notes so that one day, in the distant future, i’ll bring it back without this added message. the post will simply be a little “gorb” who is very happy with all the notes they have, and it will be very confusing

@i-am-a-fish it’s you,,,,

Just wanted to add to this again! A follower let me know today that “spill the tea” wasn’t originally made by the gays but instead by African Americans, and they deserve the credit! I don’t want this post to mislead anyone so please reblog this version of you were planning to reblog, African American culture and phrases are way too often appropriated by other groups

im a gay African American, therefore i was just born as a god.

FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY

N-

this is the first time ive cried this hard in a long time holy,,,

I don’t want a soulmate, I want a soul nemesis give me one of those

I see you and am immediatly filled with anger. Not even righteous anger, just pure rage at the sight of your face. We take it slow, flipping each other off from across the room at parties and sending threats written in blood to each others homes before we finally act on our feelings by duelling in the parking lot of Costco at midnight. We both were so blinded by rage that we forget to bring weapons, and end up hurling insults at each other before a night watchmen calls the police. We end up in a shared holding cell.

this is so romantic

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job