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hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

Reheated fast food has all of tha nutrients I need to be sexually adventurous

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy

technically all men are lightskin because if you’ve ever held a dick you can feel the heartbeat

I just do not understand how Arby’s still makes money

????? ??????

dating myself but foamy the squirrel/neurotically yours and weebls stuff

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

the fresno nightcrawlers