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what do you think ?? if no one’s got any secrets , then i’m out of a job amirite ?? 

SPOTTED: hadrian creasing, looking more pressed than usual. probably stepped on a lego and had a fit. next thing you know, we’ll find out he has a secret love child in brazil.  ( @hadrianetc )

el-oh-el , NO.

for someone with such gorgeous eyes ,,,,, she’s so fuckin’ DINGY . guess you don’t need book smarts to lay on your back for a living , amirite ??  ( @oliviadelosa )

i’m calling the police . he needs to be in bed — it’s a SCHOOL NIGHT . ( @fitzmcc )

damn, who brought their outta date father to the club…?  ( @austinwolfeb )

all i gotta say is : get checked , boo .  ( @hadrianetc )

too soon to tell , but a lot of hard feelings &/or a transfer of an s.t.d is my wild guess . that would make any reconnection PAINFULLY awkward . don’t correct me if i’m wrong though . ( @oliviadelosa & @hadrianetc )

el-oh-el, just like her routines… a joke.  ( @eloiseism )

YAWN. NEXT.  ( @jxkcvxlcntinc )

someone’s gotta tell him to lay off the ‘scooby snacks’.  ( @ashtonwth )