Detox just to Retox

Fidel Castro

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

Nolan's Odyssey is a very conservative movie all about how violating religious law is going to destroy civilization, but modern conservatives are so stupid and aesthetic-focused that the mere existence of non-white people in its cast is making them think it's woke

Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

People universally seem to parse it as Mean but sometimes what you really, really need to hear is "this is not a socially appropriate thing to say, and you should not have said it"

manipulate your genitals

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I love stuff like this when people are in so deep they can’t even recognize how batshit crazy they sound

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

And newspapers

actually while i’ve still got this soapbox stuck to my shoe i also wanna say i think culturally we gotta start conceptualizing physical fitness as a productive hobby rather than an obligation